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18 August 2008, 12:44 PM
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Quickie in the Bushes....
Quickie in the Bushes....
There are two statues in a park... One of a nude man and one of a nude woman... They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years... When one day... an angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture... brings the two to life. The angel tells them... As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters... You have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most. He looks at her... She looks at him... And they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustles and giggling ensues... After fifteen minutes... the two return... Out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them... ''Um... you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?!?' He asks her, 'Shall we?!?' She eagerly replies... 'Oh YES!!!! Let's!!!! But let's change positions.' This time... I'll hold the pigeon down and you poop on its head! AND.... JUST WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!? |
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18 August 2008, 03:53 PM
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Rolex SS Oyster Perpetual no date, TT Datejust Member #13992 HM Power to the Superlative Panda, officially certified! HMPanda eats, shoots and leaves. Rolexers do it with perpetual movements. |
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18 August 2008, 05:10 PM
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18 August 2008, 05:49 PM
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it's not just about telling the time... happy rolexing...  I'm just a man with a passion   |
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18 August 2008, 07:16 PM
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18 August 2008, 09:13 PM
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19 August 2008, 03:48 AM
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Fondly Remembered
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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19 August 2008, 03:00 PM
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