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Spanky · 22 August 2008, 10:36 AM

Valerie the Hooker

The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified,

well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

'May I help you sir? she asked.

'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.

'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.

'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

Just then,Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. There were no discounts-the price was still $5000.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again.

Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie had to ask, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'

The man replied, ' Ontario '.

'Really', she said. 'I have family in Ontario '

'I know.' the man said, 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'

toph · 22 August 2008, 10:39 AM

good one

Art161 · 22 August 2008, 10:55 AM

ratae1950 · 22 August 2008, 12:58 PM

limbo · 22 August 2008, 02:00 PM

chevycorvette · 22 August 2008, 03:46 PM

one pop = rolex explorer ii

or all night long = rolex explorer ii

swatty · 22 August 2008, 07:43 PM

submariner313 · 23 August 2008, 03:47 AM

JJ Irani · 23 August 2008, 04:38 AM

ROLEX MAN · 23 August 2008, 08:58 AM

smart man!

22 August 2008, 10:36 AM	#1
Spanky Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Hawaii Posts: 56	Valerie the Hooker... Valerie the Hooker The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. 'May I help you sir? she asked. 'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied. 'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam. 'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied. Just then,Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. There were no discounts-the price was still $5000. Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie had to ask, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?' The man replied, ' Ontario '. 'Really', she said. 'I have family in Ontario ' 'I know.' the man said, 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'

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