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pz93c · 23 August 2008, 04:10 PM

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,

'honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now'.

He looks at her and says angrily, 'fix the lights now? Does it look like i have ge written on my forehead? I don't think so'.

Fine, then the wife asks, 'well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right '

to which he replied, 'fix the fridge door? Does it look like i have westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so'.

'fine', she says 'then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break '

'i'm not a carpenter and i don't want to fix steps'. He says, 'does it look like i have ace hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so i've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!! '

so he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours...................................

He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home

as he walks into the house, he notices that the steps are already fixed.

As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working.

As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

'honey', he asks, 'how'd all this get fixed?'

she said, 'well, when you left i sat outside and cried.

Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and i told him.

He offered to do all the repairs, and all i had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake'.

He said, 'so what kind of cake did you bake?'

she replied, 'hellooooo..... Do you see betty crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so!'

Ashley · 23 August 2008, 04:34 PM

Oh I love it!!!

Art161 · 23 August 2008, 04:38 PM

limbo · 23 August 2008, 05:31 PM

swatty · 24 August 2008, 05:52 AM

toph · 24 August 2008, 05:53 AM

JJ Irani · 24 August 2008, 06:16 AM

ROLEX MAN · 25 August 2008, 10:17 PM

thats a good one!

23 August 2008, 04:10 PM	#1
pz93c "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Brian Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 2,776	Cake or Bed PG-13 A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, 'honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now'. He looks at her and says angrily, 'fix the lights now? Does it look like i have ge written on my forehead? I don't think so'. Fine, then the wife asks, 'well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right ' to which he replied, 'fix the fridge door? Does it look like i have westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so'. 'fine', she says 'then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break ' 'i'm not a carpenter and i don't want to fix steps'. He says, 'does it look like i have ace hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so i've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!! ' so he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours................................... He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home as he walks into the house, he notices that the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. 'honey', he asks, 'how'd all this get fixed?' she said, 'well, when you left i sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and i told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all i had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake'. He said, 'so what kind of cake did you bake?' she replied, 'hellooooo..... Do you see betty crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so!'

23 August 2008, 04:38 PM	#3
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24 August 2008, 06:16 AM	#7
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25 August 2008, 10:17 PM	#8
ROLEX MAN 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: Home and Away Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,719	thats a good one! __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

23 August 2008, 04:34 PM	#2
Ashley "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Real Name: Ashley Location: Calgary Posts: 6,967	Oh I love it!!!

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