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ggmiller · 16 December 2016, 07:45 PM

Borrowed from another forum:

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologise Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, laying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, How does that feel' she asked?

"Feels great, he replied But I still think my thumb's broken!"

MonBK · 16 December 2016, 07:49 PM

Haha..:)

Abdullah71601 · 16 December 2016, 07:52 PM

cop414 · 16 December 2016, 10:29 PM

Psmith · 16 December 2016, 10:54 PM

dysondiver · 16 December 2016, 11:15 PM

one of my fave old jokes ,,, nice to see a xmas revival ,,,, lol

ggmiller · 16 December 2016, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dysondiver

one of my fave old jokes ,,, nice to see a xmas revival ,,,, lol

Happy to help out, especially at Xmas!

Rebel · 16 December 2016, 11:44 PM

Ouch.

Hairdude1 · 17 December 2016, 03:19 PM

swatty · 17 December 2016, 05:41 PM

theloxmyth · 17 December 2016, 06:03 PM

didn't.see.that.one.cumming...

Dark · 19 December 2016, 05:15 AM

HeartRolex · 19 December 2016, 05:35 AM

Hilarious! I must take this one to the family holiday party!

htbilgic · 20 December 2016, 07:50 AM

BNA/LION · 20 December 2016, 07:51 AM

16 December 2016, 07:45 PM	#1
ggmiller "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Real Name: Glenn Location: Chester Watch: 114060 Posts: 92	Testicle Therapy! Borrowed from another forum: Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologise Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, laying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, How does that feel' she asked? "Feels great, he replied But I still think my thumb's broken!"

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