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Eklipz · 21 December 2016, 07:46 AM

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"

"No," said the little boy, "It's a puppy."

MonBK · 21 December 2016, 07:52 AM

Hahaha...:)

mjclark32 · 21 December 2016, 07:53 AM

hahaha

Hairdude1 · 21 December 2016, 10:14 AM

Ha!

jmiicustomz · 21 December 2016, 11:16 AM

Awesome! I gotta remember this one.

swatty · 21 December 2016, 05:52 PM

, good one

Psmith · 21 December 2016, 08:54 PM

cop414 · 21 December 2016, 09:55 PM

21 December 2016, 07:46 AM	#1
Eklipz "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Real Name: Art Location: Canada Watch: 114060 Posts: 121	Scotch? On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?" "No," said the little boy, "It's a puppy."

21 December 2016, 07:53 AM	#3
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21 December 2016, 07:52 AM	#2
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	Hahaha...:)

21 December 2016, 11:16 AM	#5
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