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31 January 2017, 11:55 PM | #1 |
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The Candy With The Little Hole
This should make you smile.
You have to love little kids. A teacher brought a bunch of candy to share with her students. The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red....................Cherry Yellow................Lemon Green..................Lime Orange ..............Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're ass-holes!" The teacher had to leave the room....
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Haha..:)
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That's funny
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