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Old 29 March 2017, 08:56 AM   #1
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Honey, I Got Hit By A Car

Husband’s Message (by mobile phone):
Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital.
They have been taking tests and X-rays
They told me that the blow to my head, though severe, probably will not have any serious or lasting consequences.
But I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and a compound fracture in the left leg.
They may have to amputate the foot.

Wife’s Response:

Who is Paula?
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Old 29 March 2017, 09:01 AM   #2
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Hahaha Why does that answer not surprise me on bit.
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Old 29 March 2017, 09:57 AM   #3
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Old 29 March 2017, 10:32 AM   #4
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Yep. About right.


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Old 29 March 2017, 10:59 AM   #5
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I saw that one coming.
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Old 29 March 2017, 12:30 PM   #6
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Old 29 March 2017, 12:42 PM   #7
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Old 29 March 2017, 01:55 PM   #8
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I saw that one coming.
This^^^^
Hahahaaaa poor guy
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Old 29 March 2017, 03:01 PM   #9
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Old 29 March 2017, 09:49 PM   #10
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Sharing this one with the sweetheart
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Old 29 March 2017, 09:59 PM   #11
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Haha..:)
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Old 29 March 2017, 10:02 PM   #12
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hahahaha so effing true
Good one Michael!
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Old 30 March 2017, 12:52 AM   #13
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Old 30 March 2017, 04:18 AM   #14
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Old 31 March 2017, 11:41 AM   #15
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