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Old 18 February 2017, 10:50 AM   #1
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What did she say?

An elderly couple went to the doctor's for the husband's annual physical. The nurse looks at the elderly gentleman and says "The doctor would like a stool sample, a urine sample and a sperm sample." The old man is hard of hearing and he turns to his wife and says "What did she say?" The wife replies, "They want your underwear!"
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Old 18 February 2017, 11:24 AM   #2
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Old 18 February 2017, 11:51 AM   #3
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Old 18 February 2017, 01:00 PM   #4
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Old 18 February 2017, 01:35 PM   #5
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Old 19 February 2017, 09:34 AM   #6
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Old 19 February 2017, 10:26 AM   #7
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Old 20 February 2017, 11:43 AM   #8
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Old 20 February 2017, 01:49 PM   #9
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Old 21 February 2017, 01:36 PM   #10
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Just sent this to a geriatric doc
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Old 23 February 2017, 04:49 PM   #11
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Old 28 February 2017, 01:23 PM   #12
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Disgusting but funny.
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Old 1 March 2017, 10:19 AM   #13
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