Wife gave me the Bird!

[Trurolexer]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

She asked where was the red and when I pointed our the red script she said, "you are a fu@#$%g idiot...that is a red sub?.....why do you keep buying watches that all look the same" and walked off. Good thing is that she did not say no.

But you still have a chance, Sir.
Maybe tomorrow she change her mind...

[stevemulholland3]

joe youve got to tell her they are for collectors sake,that its the subtle nuance's they define the differences in these little treasures.
I am sure she will give you another bird,but its worth a try..

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by jdc

Wonderful the full confession at last


look up UK slang for iron

Noun. A homosexual. Rhyming slang on iron hoof meaning 'poof'.

Guess it's time to redecorate the closet. Might need Jim's expertise.

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by JimSnyder

Thank you Art

Jim, piffle just means silly. Like us. As in, we're all talking lots of piffle.

I happen to think each of my husband's old military radios look alike. Why does he have 64 of them?

[jdc]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Noun. A homosexual. Rhyming slang on iron hoof meaning 'poof'.

Guess it's time to redecorate the closet. Might need Jim's expertise.

is that a shade of pink or lilac?

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by jdc

is that a shade of pink or lilac?

Pink is so much in your face so I went went lilac. Lilac helps explain my sexuality, while showing gentle insercuity and vulnerability.

If the wife saw this post she would die.

[jdc]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Pink is so much in your face so I went went lilac. Lilac helps explain my sexuality, while showing gentle insercuity and vulnerability.

If the wife saw this post she would die.

I think you would go first though

[arttay10]

Originally Posted by jdc

I think you would go first though

[Oscar]

[QUOTE=redshirt1957;760246]Pink is so much in your face so I went went lilac. Lilac helps explain my sexuality, while showing gentle insercuity and vulnerability.

I didn't know that you had such a soft vulnerable and delicate side to you.................are you a metrosexual then????????????

I think I might vomit............please excuse me while aghhhhhhhhhhhh.....:jus tkiddi

[Greenring]

So long as she doesn't say, "Do Whatever the _ell you want!". As its been going around the net, it doesn't always meant what you think it does.

I told my wife I just sent off a check for a new Rolex. She asked if it was the Daytona TT I looked at this past weekend. I told her of course not! Its a SS Daytona which I found in this forum. She thought I spent the 13.4K of the TT Daytona. I told her what I spent, & she, who musts be obeyed said, Oh, ok.

[Time Traveller]

That 1680 is gorgeous!

[jdc]

My wife is presently poking fun at me and this forum. She saw me looking at the pen thread.
' Oh no you not going to start buying them now are you" followed by much laughing, then adding in a biting way "I suppose its like your watches you don't buy them for function" she then disappeared on her broomstick

[Jimbits76]

Originally Posted by jdc

My wife is presently poking fun at me and this forum. She saw me looking at the pen thread.
' Oh no you not going to start buying them now are you" followed by much laughing, then adding in a biting way "I suppose its like your watches you don't buy them for function" she then disappeared on her broomstick

Lucky you weren't viewing a teddy bear thread!!!!!!!!!

J

[jdc]

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Lucky you weren't viewing a teddy bear thread!!!!!!!!!

J

The look of disbelief on my eleven year olds face when I explained that a man was collecting teddy bears for her son but the boy was not allowed to play with them or take them out of the boxes.

[arttay10]

Originally Posted by jdc

The look of disbelief on my eleven year olds face when I explained that a man was collecting teddy bears for her son but the boy was not allowed to play with them or take them out of the boxes.

Hell...... I nearly fell out my chair then - Martin

[Art161]

Originally Posted by Lisa

I happen to think each of my husband's old military radios look alike. Why does he have 64 of them?

Because he has been too busy to find number 65.

[JimSnyder]

Was I the last one on earth to find out Clay Aiken is Gay?

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by JimSnyder

Was I the last one on earth to find out Clay Aiken is Gay?

Guess he did like a corn dog every now and then.

[JimSnyder]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Guess he did like a corn dog every now and then.

You were just waiting for that one, wern't you?

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by JimSnyder

You were just waiting for that one, wern't you?

Thanks for the set up young man.

[JimSnyder]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Thanks for the set up young man.

What's even funnier is I was taking a bite out of one when I read your responce. I almost choked to death

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by JimSnyder

What's even funnier is I was taking a bite out of one when I read your responce. I almost choked to death

Was gay Clay over at your house today? . You need to post a picture of your Tudor Sub. I have not seen a picture in a while.

[JimSnyder]

I never even knew he went in "The Closet" Here are a some fresh pics The scratches on the crystal from 8 to 9 are from taking a hit on the corner of a wall

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by Art161

Because he has been too busy to find number 65.

Numbers 65 through 70 are probably stacked up in his car at the moment.... but he and I both know I have no idea about his inventory - he likes it that way.