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7 November 2017, 07:10 AM
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Johnny
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Again, before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave." When the teacher turns her back Johnny says in frustration, "I wish these dumb bitches would keep their fucking mouths shut!" The teacher turns around and she is livid: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!" Johnny: "Harvey Weinstein. Can I go now, Miss?" |
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7 November 2017, 08:34 AM
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7 November 2017, 10:24 AM
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7 November 2017, 11:13 AM
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Now that’s funny
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7 November 2017, 11:43 AM
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Good one.
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7 November 2017, 01:27 PM
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Very Good
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7 November 2017, 03:24 PM
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hahaha
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7 November 2017, 10:38 PM
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Love it...Funny!
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8 November 2017, 09:06 PM
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9 November 2017, 02:27 PM
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rofl, reminds me of a joke i made in 7th grade, very similar but not quite
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16 November 2017, 06:41 AM
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