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swatty · 12 February 2018, 08:17 PM

A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

MonBK · 12 February 2018, 08:30 PM

Hahahaha...:)

yannis · 12 February 2018, 08:35 PM

hahahaha poor Guido.

CPRWATCH · 13 February 2018, 02:49 AM

Very good

teqp · 13 February 2018, 04:55 AM

Dr. Robert · 14 February 2018, 01:47 AM

BBL · 14 February 2018, 02:00 AM

Oy vey....

newbee1 · 15 February 2018, 12:16 AM

poor Guido .

JZD · 15 February 2018, 07:32 AM

That was a good one!

limbo · 15 February 2018, 05:38 PM

Santiago79 · 16 February 2018, 02:50 AM

Good one. Poor Guido

Swiss Mad! · 17 February 2018, 06:43 PM

Hairdude1 · 23 February 2018, 12:20 PM

12 February 2018, 08:17 PM	#1
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415	The godfather A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?" Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house." The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

12 February 2018, 08:35 PM	#3
yannis "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Real Name: Yannis Location: Europe Watch: maniac Posts: 9,070	hahahaha poor Guido. __________________ Rolex Submariner 116610LV \| Tudor 79220N DSSD MEMBERS - OWNERS CLUB

14 February 2018, 01:47 AM	#6
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14 February 2018, 02:00 AM	#7
BBL "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Real Name: DM Location: USA Watch: DD-YG/DJ/Breitling Posts: 8,896	Oy vey.... __________________ . People of integrity expect to be believed and when they are not they let time prove them right. A best friend is like a four leaf clover - hard to find and lucky to have. SJP

23 February 2018, 12:20 PM	#13
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12 February 2018, 08:30 PM	#2
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	Hahahaha...:)

13 February 2018, 02:49 AM	#4
CPRWATCH "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2016 Real Name: Paul Location: Chester UK Watch: Rolex GMT Master Posts: 4,600	Very good

13 February 2018, 04:55 AM	#5
teqp "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Real Name: Phil Location: SoCal Watch: 116613LN Posts: 3,052

15 February 2018, 12:16 AM	#8
newbee1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2017 Real Name: Ash Location: Far and away Watch: Rolex day date Posts: 251	poor Guido .

15 February 2018, 07:32 AM	#9
JZD "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 106	That was a good one!

15 February 2018, 05:38 PM	#10
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624

16 February 2018, 02:50 AM	#11
Santiago79 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: USA Watch: Rolex Submariner a Posts: 467	Good one. Poor Guido

17 February 2018, 06:43 PM	#12
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