ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX
17 December 2012, 08:24 PM | #1 |
"TRF" Life Patron
Join Date: Jun 2005
Real Name: Peter
Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng
Watch: ing you.
Posts: 53,060
|
Three Fashion Models.
Three famous models... Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super-models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: "We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing - assume the brace position immediately
The three models start preparing for the worst. Claudia pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face. Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask: "What the hell are you doing fixing your face when we are about to crash! Claudia responds: "I know for a fact that the rescue workers will search for and save first, the ones with the best looking faces, which is why I am putting on my make-up." Cindy rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout "Cindy, have you lost your senses? Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die?" Cindy responds: "I have it on good authority in plane crashes, the rescue workers look to save the women with big beautiful breasts, which is why I am exposing my tits! Not hesitating, Naomi pulls up her skirt and takes off her panties.Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell: "Naomi, are you crazy? Why are you exposing your fanny for everyone to see?" Calmly, Naomi responds: "Bitches,! I know for a fact the first thing they look for is the black box."
__________________
ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder |
18 December 2012, 10:25 AM | #2 |
2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
Join Date: Dec 2010
Real Name: PaulG
Location: Georgia
Posts: 42,010
|
__________________
Does anyone really know what time it is? |
18 December 2012, 10:26 AM | #3 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Sep 2011
Real Name: Carl
Location: Always moving
Watch: If you wish...
Posts: 22,039
|
__________________
Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin |
18 December 2012, 10:27 AM | #4 |
2024 Pledge Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Real Name: DrK
Location: India
Watch: 4=YMDaytonaGMTHulk
Posts: 7,052
|
Ouch..hahah!
|
31 March 2018, 04:42 PM | #5 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Mar 2018
Location: Canada
Posts: 11
|
WHere is model ... lolx
|
31 March 2018, 05:28 PM | #6 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: Socal
Posts: 861
|
|
7 April 2018, 09:19 PM | #7 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Real Name: Gregg
Location: Ohio
Watch: TT Daytona
Posts: 50
|
Ha!
Frances should chime in soon... |
12 April 2018, 07:14 AM | #8 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Alex
Location: Chicago
Watch: AP,PP, Rolex
Posts: 37,156
|
__________________
Instagram: @Hairdude Watches in Collection 5070R, 5522A, 214270 MK1, 228238 16750, 26401, 5711, 116718, 116710LN, 116300, 16710"Coke", 372, 15300, 15703 (All Flipped) Official Member "Perpetual 30" Las Vegas GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member 'WIS-CON' Las Vegas Int'l GTG 2018 |
26 May 2018, 09:49 PM | #9 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: May 2018
Location: Holland
Posts: 15
|
didnt see that one coming
|
26 May 2018, 11:07 PM | #10 |
2024 Pledge Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Real Name: DrK
Location: India
Watch: 4=YMDaytonaGMTHulk
Posts: 7,052
|
Too hot!! haha
|
27 May 2018, 09:20 PM | #11 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Mar 2016
Real Name: Noah
Location: Ulster
Posts: 389
|
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
|
|
*Banners
Of The Month*
This space is provided to horological resources.