You know you got old when..

[Moggo]

Originally Posted by 123Blueface

Your pants end up more wet than the toilet.

You can’t be that old, you still make it to the toilet!


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[toneafficianado]

You can afford more than ONE Rolex!

[TK-710]

When you have co-wokers who were born the same year you graduated high school. Which really hurts considering when I first started I had co-workers who started the job the year I was born.

[droptopman]

Originally Posted by FTX I

When you have a flat tire and need to call a man.

[BNA/LION]

You Notice These Physical Changes.

(from the internet)
Aging is accompanied by a lot of physical changes. It’s not fair.
You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

You know you are getting old if …

- It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
- It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
- It takes twice as long to look half as good.
- Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
- You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
- You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
- Rocking in a rocking chair feels like a roller coaster ride.
- Your knees buckle, and your belt won't.
- You have that “morning after” feeling when you wake up, but you didn’t - party the night before.

[antbkny]

When your REQUIRE a cyclops to see the date lol

[GSDLover]

You have to Google "manscaping " .

[ReMember]

Originally Posted by FTX I

You hurt your shoulder playing with yourself

And you fake your orgasm?

[FTX I]

When you don't make new friends because you can't stand the ones you have.

[Thug]

If you used askjeeves

[Spartacus]

You stop realizing that you’ve been telling the same people, the same old stories.

[FTX I]

When you see a doctor to inspect the front and he checks the rear.

[Watch This]

You use your phone flashlight to read the restaurant menu.

[ejvette]

You say WHAT???? When anyone speaks to you

[FTX I]

When you workout and wonder wtf I'm doing.

[pickettt]

Originally Posted by FTX I

You refuse to wear glasses and the wife needs to read the menu for you.

When you have to take your glasses off to see.

[Sperry]

Friday night is like any other night of the week.

[DJ TT 2002]

When you look at a smoking hot young lovely and wonder if she babysits!!!!!

[WIN.308]

The young girls call you "Sir"

[GradyPhilpott]

Originally Posted by antbkny

When your REQUIRE a cyclops to see the date lol

When you can't see the date even with the cyclops.

Originally Posted by ejvette

You say WHAT???? When anyone speaks to you

That was me after six months with the artillery in Vietnam.

I was 19.

[Fat_ninja]

Originally Posted by FTX I

You hurt your shoulder playing with yourself

I dont know how to think about this

[Old Geezer]

For me, it’s the loud music in eating drinking establishement. Definitely too old for that.

[brandrea]

When you’d rather watch hockey than play it.

[1st amg]

When you keep reading glasses in all corners of your home, office and cars.

[FTX I]

Originally Posted by 1st amg

When you keep reading glasses in all corners of your home, office and cars.

That's me. Ready-made pharmacy glasses all around the house, car, office etc.

[Redtele58]

Wow - it hurts to read all these posts and realize just how many of them apply to me.

BTW - I turned 60 two weeks ago.

[blassy]

All of the above.
Have to add - I remember when just putting my socks on seemed to be a lot easier.

[tyler1980]

when TRF updates picture posting size requirements and you still haven't figured out how to do it a year later.

[1William]

When a thread like this in the past would get some of your best wit but now you could care less, because you are old.

[greggsiam]

When your dreams are about the past, not the future.