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Old 1 August 2018, 07:05 AM   #31
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Your pants end up more wet than the toilet.


You can’t be that old, you still make it to the toilet!


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Old 1 August 2018, 07:08 AM   #32
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Old 1 August 2018, 08:27 AM   #33
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When you have co-wokers who were born the same year you graduated high school. Which really hurts considering when I first started I had co-workers who started the job the year I was born.
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Old 1 August 2018, 08:39 AM   #34
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Old 1 August 2018, 08:39 AM   #35
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You know you got old when..

You Notice These Physical Changes.

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Aging is accompanied by a lot of physical changes. It’s not fair.
You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

You know you are getting old if …

- It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
- It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
- It takes twice as long to look half as good.
- Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
- You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
- You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
- Rocking in a rocking chair feels like a roller coaster ride.
- Your knees buckle, and your belt won't.
- You have that “morning after” feeling when you wake up, but you didn’t - party the night before.
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Old 1 August 2018, 08:43 AM   #36
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When your REQUIRE a cyclops to see the date lol
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Old 1 August 2018, 08:50 AM   #37
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Old 1 August 2018, 09:04 AM   #38
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You hurt your shoulder playing with yourself
And you fake your orgasm?
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Old 1 August 2018, 09:10 AM   #39
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When you don't make new friends because you can't stand the ones you have.
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Old 1 August 2018, 09:46 AM   #40
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Old 1 August 2018, 09:54 AM   #41
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You stop realizing that you’ve been telling the same people, the same old stories.
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Old 1 August 2018, 09:59 AM   #42
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Old 1 August 2018, 09:59 AM   #43
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You use your phone flashlight to read the restaurant menu.
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Old 1 August 2018, 09:59 AM   #44
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Old 1 August 2018, 10:11 AM   #45
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Old 1 August 2018, 11:17 AM   #46
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You refuse to wear glasses and the wife needs to read the menu for you.
When you have to take your glasses off to see.
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Old 1 August 2018, 11:20 AM   #47
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Old 1 August 2018, 11:31 AM   #48
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Old 1 August 2018, 12:46 PM   #49
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Old 1 August 2018, 03:13 PM   #50
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When your REQUIRE a cyclops to see the date lol
When you can't see the date even with the cyclops.

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You say WHAT???? When anyone speaks to you
That was me after six months with the artillery in Vietnam.

I was 19.
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Old 1 August 2018, 08:06 PM   #51
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You hurt your shoulder playing with yourself
I dont know how to think about this
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Old 1 August 2018, 09:29 PM   #52
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For me, it’s the loud music in eating drinking establishement. Definitely too old for that.
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Old 1 August 2018, 09:34 PM   #53
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When you’d rather watch hockey than play it.
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Old 1 August 2018, 09:37 PM   #54
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When you keep reading glasses in all corners of your home, office and cars.
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Old 1 August 2018, 09:53 PM   #55
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When you keep reading glasses in all corners of your home, office and cars.
That's me. Ready-made pharmacy glasses all around the house, car, office etc.
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Old 1 August 2018, 11:29 PM   #56
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Wow - it hurts to read all these posts and realize just how many of them apply to me.

BTW - I turned 60 two weeks ago.
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Old 1 August 2018, 11:37 PM   #57
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All of the above.
Have to add - I remember when just putting my socks on seemed to be a lot easier.
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Old 1 August 2018, 11:41 PM   #58
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when TRF updates picture posting size requirements and you still haven't figured out how to do it a year later.
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Old 1 August 2018, 11:44 PM   #59
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When a thread like this in the past would get some of your best wit but now you could care less, because you are old.
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Old 2 August 2018, 12:23 AM   #60
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