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Old 17 July 2018, 11:49 AM   #1
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Poker Table Talk

At the Poker table today an old man came back to his seat after several minutes away.

He leaned over to the dealer and said,

"At my age a good dump is better than a good @#$&!".

Not a joke but I laughed pretty good.
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Old 18 July 2018, 04:08 PM   #2
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Old 18 July 2018, 11:51 PM   #3
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Done my share of both and I must respectfully disagree
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Old 19 July 2018, 10:30 AM   #4
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Done my share of both and I must respectfully disagree
the guy was over 90.
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the guy was over 90.
I’d say that he knows what he’s talking about
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Old 23 July 2018, 05:48 AM   #6
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Old 24 July 2018, 07:16 AM   #7
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At the Poker table today an old man came back to his seat after several minutes away.

He leaned over to the dealer and said,

"At my age a good dump is better than a good @#$&!".

Not a joke but I laughed pretty good.
at my age if I laugh to hard, then I have to really worry about that dump......
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