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Old 16 October 2018, 12:24 PM   #1
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Sex sells

Some of you may have heard this one, but I've edited to make it more relevant for this forum.

"I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of luxury watch. Of course I declined, because I am a man of high moral standards and a committed husband. Just as committed as Rolex, crafted from the finest raw materials and assembled with scrupulous attention to detail. Every component is designed, developed and produced in-house to the most exacting standards."
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Old 16 October 2018, 09:22 PM   #2
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