Funny Blonde Joke

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Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh, look at the deer tracks. ” The other blonde looks and says “Those aren’t deer tracks, those are wolf tracks. “No. Those are deer tracks.” They keep arguing and arguing, and one-half hour later they were both killed by a train.

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A lawyer, a priest, and a young schoolboy were flying in a plane that was about to crash. They had only 2 parachutes.
The lawyer assuming that since he was the smartest one on the plane and he deserved to live, so he took a chute and jumped out of the plane.
The priest looked assuming that he had already lived a wonderful and full life, asked the young boy to take the only parachute.
The boy calmly replied, “We have chutes for both of us because that clever lawyer on this plane has just jumped out with my school bag!”

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Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: He was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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If we came from monkeys, could somebody please just tell me -- why are there still monkeys?

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What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?

He ran... wouldn't you?

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You're Trapped In A Room With A Tiger, A Rattlesnake And A Lawyer. You Have A Gun With Two Bullets. What Should You Do? You Shoot The Lawyer. Twice.

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...quit while you still can.



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A woman and her baby get on to a city bus. After looking at both of them the bus driver says: "WOW! That must be the ugliest baby I have seen in my life!"

The woman storms back to the rear of the bus so angry she can't even see straight. The woman turns next to the man she just sat down next to and says, "The bus driver was so rude to me!"

The man looks at the woman with concern and says, "Well you shouldn't let him get away with that. You go right up and give that bus driver a piece of your mind. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Two men are sitting in a bar. Both are getting very drunk. Without warning one of the men throws up all over himself.
The man says "Unbelievable! My wife is going to kill me!".

The other guy at the bar says "Hey man, no worries. All you need to do is put a $10 bill in your shirt pocket. Then when your wife asks what happened just tell her that a guy threw up on you and he gave you $10 to pay for the cleaning".

The men, happy with their plan, decide to stay and have even more drinks.

Eventually the man slides off the bar stoll and heads home. Of course his wife picks up on his drunken state and horrible appearance.

"You smell of booze and you've puked up all over yourself, you are soooo disgusting!", the woman shouts.

Trying carefully not to slur his speech the man says, "Honey. It's not what it looks like. I only had one drink, but this guy threw up all over me. The bum had obviously drank a few too many. He did say he was sorry, and he gave me ten dollars so I could take care of the cleaning bill. Just check out my shirt pocket."

The woman reaches into his shirt pocket and says, "But this is twenty dollars, not ten".

"Oh I forgot." says the man. "The man was so drunk he also pissed my trousers too".

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Funny Urdu Jokes.
A psychologist doctor was in a treatment session with three young moms and their little youngsters.

“All of you have some real obsessions,” he watched.

To the first mom, he stated, “You are really obsessed with eating. You have even named your little girl Candy.”

He swung to the second mother. “You are really obsessed with wealth. You have named your child as Penny.”

Now, the third mother got up, took her son by the hand and whispered in his ears, “I think we should go, Dick.”

[GradyPhilpott]

Blonde jokes are racist...,


















...but funny!

[RLX_NY]

yea, there's such a thing as trying to hard...

[Bluside]

Did you join the forum today just to post your jokes and then ask if we like them?

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