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Old 16 September 2018, 05:04 PM   #1
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Texas sex>>>>>>>>>

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions.

One said, " think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

“I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it ?”

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from
behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands
and whisper in her ear, 'These feel just like your sister's.' "

“Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.”
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Old 16 September 2018, 05:33 PM   #2
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Haha...:)
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Old 16 September 2018, 07:21 PM   #3
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lol...didn’t see that coming
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Old 16 September 2018, 07:23 PM   #4
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Old 16 September 2018, 09:09 PM   #5
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Awesome!

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Old 17 September 2018, 12:16 PM   #6
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OOOH! Absolutely rolling on the floor with the mental image
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Old 13 December 2018, 09:48 AM   #8
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Old 13 December 2018, 01:10 PM   #9
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Or if she doesn’t have a sister substitute, “your best friends”


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