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Old 13 February 2019, 01:20 AM   #1
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A Robbery Gone Wrong

A thief entered a house mid-afternoon.

He tied up the woman and at knife point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money.

The man started sobbing and said, "You can take anything you want.
You can kill me also. But please untie the rope and free her."

"Thief: "You must really love your wife!

Man: "No, but she will be home any time now!!!"

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Old 13 February 2019, 01:55 AM   #2
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Old 13 February 2019, 02:02 AM   #3
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Old 13 February 2019, 02:16 AM   #4
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Old 15 February 2019, 08:17 AM   #7
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