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Old 7 January 2008, 01:45 PM   #1
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Obsessions

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mums and their kids.
"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said "Your obsession is with eating; you've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mum and tells her "You are money-obsessed as shown by your child's name, Penny."
He tells the third "You're obsessed with alcohol. You've named your girl Brandy."
At this point the fourth mother gets up hurriedly, grabs her little boy by the hand and whispers "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
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Old 7 January 2008, 01:56 PM   #2
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Old 7 January 2008, 11:03 PM   #3
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Old 7 January 2008, 11:48 PM   #4
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Old 8 January 2008, 12:47 AM   #5
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Old 8 January 2008, 12:50 AM   #6
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Must be JJ's kid
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Old 8 January 2008, 01:18 PM   #7
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Old 8 January 2008, 04:46 PM   #8
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Old 8 January 2008, 04:47 PM   #9
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Old 9 January 2008, 02:08 PM   #10
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haha that was great.
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Old 9 January 2008, 03:21 PM   #11
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Old 10 January 2008, 11:23 AM   #12
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Old 12 January 2008, 04:04 AM   #13
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So,she grabbed Dick and forgot Peter?
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