Bagpipes.

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Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.
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Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
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Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
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Q. What's the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe?
A. You can tune the lawn mower.
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Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions:
an in-tune bagpipe player, an out-of-tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus?
A. The out-of-tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.

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Q. How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe?
A. Add vibrato.
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Q. What's the definition of a gentleman?
A. Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
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Q. What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and dead bagpiper in the road?

A. Skid marks in front of the snake.
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Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead
country singer in the road?
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
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Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
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Q. Why are bagpipers fingers like lightning?
A. They rarely strike the same spot twice.
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Q. How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A. Someone is blowing into it.
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Q. What do you call ten bagpipes at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start.
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Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. To get away from the sound.
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Q. What's the definition of "optimism"
A. A bagpiper with a beeper.
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Did you hear the one about the bagpiper who parked his car with the windows open, forgetting that he had left his bagpipes in the back seat? He rushed back as soon as he realised it, but it was too late someone had already put another set of bagpipes in the car!


These are only jokes myself actually like the sound of the Scottish, Welsh or Irish or Cornish bagpipes.Welsh bagpipes Pibgorn au Pibau, in Scotland the Stock-horn and Scotch Bagpipes. It would seem that these instruments were brought to the British Islands with the Celtic immigration and they have survived particularly in those regions in which the Celtic blood has held its own.And our close Celtic friends of we Welsh the Cornish clan. Bagpipes have been part of Cornish folklore since time immemorial but since the classic Celtic revival of the twentieth century has encouraged more use of the instrument.

[Langnam]

I love the sound of bagpipes and really enjoy Gaelic music in all its forms, but those jokes were still quite funny!

I would rather listen to bagpipes than ANY country music (I won't say "good" country music because no such thing exists).

Good jokes though - some seem stolen from lawyer jokes, but still good.

[President]

Originally Posted by Langnam

I love the sound of bagpipes and really enjoy Gaelic music in all its forms, but those jokes were still quite funny!

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