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16 September 2008, 01:05 PM
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Lord Dharamraj asks: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the Heaven or not?
The guy replies : I am Banta Singh, taxi driver from New Delhi! Lord Dharamraj consults his ledger, smiles & says: Please take this silken robe & golden staff & enter the Heaven. Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice : I am Sant Shiromani Baba, Head Priest of a Temple for the last 40 years. Lord Dharamraj consults his ledger & says: Please take this cotton robe & wooden staff & enter the Heaven. 'Just a minute,' says the agonised Priest. How is that a foul mouthed, rash driving Taxi Driver is given a Silver robe & a Golden staff, and me, a Priest , who's spent his whole life preaching your Name has to make do with a Cotton robe & a Wooden staff? 'Results my friend,'shrugs Lord. While you preached, people SLEPT ; but when he drove his taxi, people PRAYED. |
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16 September 2008, 05:30 PM
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16 September 2008, 05:37 PM
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16 September 2008, 08:59 PM
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16 September 2008, 09:16 PM
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16 September 2008, 10:27 PM
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17 September 2008, 06:43 AM
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Rofl!
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17 September 2008, 07:22 AM
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17 September 2008, 09:36 AM
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17 September 2008, 03:22 PM
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19 January 2009, 06:46 AM
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