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1 June 2019, 01:24 PM | #1 |
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Stupid Things People Say
My friend said he'd love to learn different languages and be a troglodyte. He meant polyglot.
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1 June 2019, 02:28 PM | #2 |
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I could care less.
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1 June 2019, 02:32 PM | #3 |
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1 June 2019, 02:59 PM | #4 |
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Irregardless
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1 June 2019, 03:17 PM | #5 |
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Prefacing each statement with “I’m not gonna lie ...”. Seems to be the latest speech affliction. Do they mean they really lie all the time and need to clarify if being truthful?!!
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1 June 2019, 03:18 PM | #6 |
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"I'm allergic to all pain medicines except the one that starts with a D."
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1 June 2019, 04:26 PM | #7 |
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When I was in the US Air Force I flew as a crew member and often carried general or flag officers and high level civilians. My former boss said to me one day he enjoyed missions carrying “dysenteries” when he meant dignitaries. I almost spit Coke out my nose as I was taking a drink when he made the comment. He never realized what he said. :)
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1 June 2019, 05:25 PM | #8 |
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"You might as well question why we breathe. If we stop breathing, we'll die. If we stop fighting our enemies, the world will die." Paul Henreid as Victor Laszlo in Casablanca |
1 June 2019, 06:12 PM | #9 |
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covfefe
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1 June 2019, 06:34 PM | #10 |
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To an Englishman, this is an odd expression which I thought was misspelt/mispronounced as we use it in the negative “I couldn’t care less”
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“Be careful”, after you’ve already fallen over
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1 June 2019, 06:48 PM | #12 |
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Looking for keys/wallet someone says ‘Well where did you last leave them?’!!
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1 June 2019, 07:00 PM | #13 |
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“I don’t mean any disrespect....” as they then say something very disrespectful.
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1 June 2019, 07:10 PM | #14 |
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Jocke, Jocke, one day I will get you.
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This message is written in perfect swenglish. What is best a custom Rolex or a Rolex that is stuck in custom? Buy a professional camera and you´re a professional photographer, buy a flute and you own a flute. |
1 June 2019, 07:23 PM | #15 |
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I will try remember this.
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1 June 2019, 09:10 PM | #18 |
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To tell you the truth.....
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Haha! Nicely done.
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1 June 2019, 09:55 PM | #20 |
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I mean...
Can anyone form a complete sentence anymore without prefacing their thought with "I mean"? I mean, probably not. |
1 June 2019, 10:07 PM | #21 |
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To be honest.
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1 June 2019, 10:10 PM | #22 |
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A colleague keeps saying “for all intensive purposes”. :smh:
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1 June 2019, 10:31 PM | #23 |
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“To cut a long story short...”
In my profession my interactions with people are extremely time limited. Every time a bloke (and it’s always a man) begins a sentence this way, he embarks on the dullest, most irrelevant and longest tale imaginable. Makes my frigging teeth itch. Honourable mention goes to “he doesn’t suffer fools gladly” (code for “he’s a bit of a nob”). The rest of us absolutely love suffering a fool or two.
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It is what it is....IDK why it drives me nuts.
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1 June 2019, 10:40 PM | #25 |
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1 June 2019, 10:41 PM | #26 |
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He has no idea you have just obtained your international drone pilots license....shhhh
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1 June 2019, 10:45 PM | #27 |
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I thought you used polyglot to hold dentures in place
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1 June 2019, 10:48 PM | #28 |
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People mis-using, lose and loose
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1 June 2019, 10:53 PM | #30 |
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Not as bad as their and there and they're
The tricky one is effect and affect.
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