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JJ Irani · 5 December 2006, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Earl

Oh my frigging god! you guys are pushing for a new list aren't you (omg I said pushing) well at least I didn't say from the back or front....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;o)

Well, Earl, you seem to be making some kinda effort too!!

SLRdude · 5 December 2006, 04:32 PM

His roomates are really nice too! I hear JJ is quite the playboy!

And he was also in a movie.

And in space...

and he got her a cute little necklace...

And after doing all that... who can blame him for feeling like....

JJ Irani · 5 December 2006, 04:34 PM

Keep it up, Chip....just keep it up!! You know this will only lead you to TOSSER DOOM!!

astcell · 5 December 2006, 04:42 PM

Hey for the rims of JJ's superhero glasses we need to get him those GMT red and blue dials for sale!

SLRdude · 5 December 2006, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by astcell

Hey for the rims of JJ's superhero glasses we need to get him those GMT red and blue dials for sale!

I think he is rather fond of his Cartier spectacles.

padi56 · 5 December 2006, 08:56 PM

JJs favourite hide away and not far from home,your secrets safe with me JJ.

http://www.sheepandshag.co.nz/

JJ Irani · 6 December 2006, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

JJs favourite hide away and not far from home,your secrets safe with me JJ.

http://www.sheepandshag.co.nz/

I still find it hard to understand how the Kiwis could come up with such a name for a motel!!

padi56 · 6 December 2006, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I still find it hard to understand how the Kiwis could come up with such a name for a motel!!

Very simple JJ sheepandshag,now that is too much of a coincidence looks like the in place, for Kiwi sheepsh@ggers anonymous to hang out.

fat-sam · 6 December 2006, 05:56 AM

thought ewe'd like this:

Goodwatch · 6 December 2006, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by fat-sam

thought ewe'd like this:

Bloody hell, those new members pick up the pace very fast

All want to be on the Tosser list no doubt

Goodwatch · 6 December 2006, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by comatox

I think he is rather fond of his Cartier spectacles.

Yes, from 1976

fat-sam · 6 December 2006, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Bloody hell, those new members pick up the pace very fast

All want to be on the Tosser list no doubt

thought i'd be cheeky

Goodwatch · 6 December 2006, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by fat-sam

thought i'd be cheeky

Watch it, Limey!

djemmtee · 6 December 2006, 07:43 AM

omg...this is hilarious...bahhh!

madformac · 6 December 2006, 09:11 AM

How did JJ afford such a lovely (sheep shaped) home?

Well not many know this but he had a career in entertainment before working at the museum.

JJ in the movies...... (he's had a few leading ladies

)

He played good guys,

romantic guys,

and evil guys

JJ even did some TV work too..

mailman · 6 December 2006, 10:29 AM

LMAO at this whole thread

Prince · 6 December 2006, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

LMAO at this whole thread

JJ. Oh, JJ!!! Come out of the field and in to dinner!!!

Prince · 6 December 2006, 10:46 AM

Cupid!

mailman · 6 December 2006, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

JJ. Oh, JJ!!! Come out of the field in in to dinner!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince

JJ. Oh, JJ!!! Come out of the field and in to dinner!!!

Stuttering again?

Prince · 6 December 2006, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

Stuttering again?

I fixed it, Tosser!!!

Flyjet601 · 6 December 2006, 11:24 AM

OMG....

The possibilities are endless

I thought this might be very educational

Sheep Trivia

There are 150 yards (450 feet) of wool yarn in a baseball.
Sheep make a bleating sound. A baby lamb can identify its mother by her bleat.
Lamb is the lowest in cholesterol of all red meats.
The body of a sheep is covered with wool. Once a year, the wool is removed by shearing (shaving).
Sheep have no top front teeth but the roof of their mouth is hard. This permits sheep to eat vegetation close to the ground and prevents them from pulling up plant roots.
One mature ewe produces 7 to 10 pounds of newly shorn wool a year - enough to make a man's suit.
The small intestines from 11 sheep are needed to make 1 tennis racket.
Sheep have poor eyesight but an excellent sense of hearing.
One pound of wool can be spun into 20 miles of fine yarn.
Soay sheep shed their wool naturally in the spring.

Now I think we are all better because of this....

madformac · 6 December 2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Flyjet601

OMG....

The possibilities are endless

I thought this might be very educational

Sheep Trivia

Sheep have no top front teeth but the roof of their mouth is hard. This permits sheep to eat vegetation close to the ground and prevents them from pulling up plant roots.

No top front teeth means less chance of them biting back. Right JJ?

JJ Irani · 6 December 2006, 05:14 PM

What can I say....I know the joke's on me....but I'm still laughing my ass off at this whole crazy thread!!

astcell · 6 December 2006, 05:19 PM

JJ's Christmas list for Santa is posted here:

http://www.yuckles.com/gifts-sheep.html

astcell · 6 December 2006, 05:22 PM

I found a portrait of JJ as a boy discovering what the quivering in his loins was leading him to.

And here is the little bank where he saves for his next Rolex:

And he was not always a big studier in school, in fact he doodled all the time, here is one of his works that a teacher of his kept:

JJ Irani · 6 December 2006, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by astcell

JJ's Christmas list for Santa is posted here:

http://www.yuckles.com/gifts-sheep.html

JJ Irani · 6 December 2006, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astcell

I found a portrait of JJ as a boy discovering what the quivering in his loins was leading him to.

And here is the little bank where he saves for his next Rolex:

And he was not always a big studier in school, in fact he doodled all the time, here is one of his works that a teacher of his kept:

Guys, at the tremendous rate Robert's going, I think I see a new CEO in the making!! Ed, watch out!!

madformac · 6 December 2006, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by astcell

He always looked for the slot on the back...

(Sorry JJ!)

astcell · 6 December 2006, 08:04 PM

Where JJ keeps his Christmas cookies:

Here is the card he is sending out this year....

Here is who JJ is waiting for on Christmas Eve:

Here's his favorite ornament...

And of course at his last Christmas party the guests got all dolled up!

madformac · 7 December 2006, 12:20 AM

I'm feeling a bit sorry for JJ!

He's taken more hits on this thread than Google has for "Britney Spears no underwear" links...

Maybe this tosser is getting a bit soft in my old age...

p.s. Robert, I think you have easily qualified for the new Tosser Cabinet. Keep this up and CEO is not out of the question!

5 December 2006, 04:32 PM	#32
SLRdude "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Real Name: Chip Location: Dallas TX Posts: 6,194	His roomates are really nice too! I hear JJ is quite the playboy! And he was also in a movie. And in space... and he got her a cute little necklace... And after doing all that... who can blame him for feeling like.... __________________ Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try. Yoda, Jedi Master CHIP Member # 87

5 December 2006, 04:34 PM	#33
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Keep it up, Chip....just keep it up!! You know this will only lead you to TOSSER DOOM!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

5 December 2006, 08:56 PM	#36
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,064	JJs favourite hide away and not far from home,your secrets safe with me JJ. http://www.sheepandshag.co.nz/ __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

6 December 2006, 05:56 AM	#39
fat-sam "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Real Name: Manuel_Winde Location: London N1- UK Watch: Reverso Duoface Posts: 578	sorry..... thought ewe'd like this: __________________ This confession has meant nothing Last edited by fat-sam; 6 December 2006 at 05:57 AM.. Reason: sheep based pun

6 December 2006, 07:43 AM	#44
djemmtee "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2006 Real Name: Mike Location: Tustin Watch: LV Sub Posts: 1,940	omg...this is hilarious...bahhh! __________________ 116610 LN 116713 LN Instagram: rolexfan69

5 December 2006, 04:42 PM	#34
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	Hey for the rims of JJ's superhero glasses we need to get him those GMT red and blue dials for sale!

6 December 2006, 09:11 AM	#45
madformac "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2006 Real Name: Justin Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 708	How did JJ afford such a lovely (sheep shaped) home? Well not many know this but he had a career in entertainment before working at the museum. JJ in the movies...... (he's had a few leading ladies ) He played good guys, romantic guys, and evil guys JJ even did some TV work too.. Last edited by madformac; 6 December 2006 at 10:38 AM..

6 December 2006, 10:29 AM	#46
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	LMAO at this whole thread __________________ JJ

6 December 2006, 10:46 AM	#48
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	Cupid! __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

6 December 2006, 11:24 AM	#51
Flyjet601 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Hong Kong Watch: All of them Posts: 2,789	OMG.... The possibilities are endless I thought this might be very educational Sheep Trivia There are 150 yards (450 feet) of wool yarn in a baseball. Sheep make a bleating sound. A baby lamb can identify its mother by her bleat. Lamb is the lowest in cholesterol of all red meats. The body of a sheep is covered with wool. Once a year, the wool is removed by shearing (shaving). Sheep have no top front teeth but the roof of their mouth is hard. This permits sheep to eat vegetation close to the ground and prevents them from pulling up plant roots. One mature ewe produces 7 to 10 pounds of newly shorn wool a year - enough to make a man's suit. The small intestines from 11 sheep are needed to make 1 tennis racket. Sheep have poor eyesight but an excellent sense of hearing. One pound of wool can be spun into 20 miles of fine yarn. Soay sheep shed their wool naturally in the spring. Now I think we are all better because of this....

6 December 2006, 05:14 PM	#53
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	What can I say....I know the joke's on me....but I'm still laughing my ass off at this whole crazy thread!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

6 December 2006, 05:19 PM	#54
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	JJ's Christmas list for Santa is posted here: http://www.yuckles.com/gifts-sheep.html

6 December 2006, 05:22 PM	#55
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	I found a portrait of JJ as a boy discovering what the quivering in his loins was leading him to. And here is the little bank where he saves for his next Rolex: And he was not always a big studier in school, in fact he doodled all the time, here is one of his works that a teacher of his kept:

6 December 2006, 08:04 PM	#59
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	Where JJ keeps his Christmas cookies: Here is the card he is sending out this year.... Here is who JJ is waiting for on Christmas Eve: Here's his favorite ornament... And of course at his last Christmas party the guests got all dolled up!

7 December 2006, 12:20 AM	#60
madformac "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2006 Real Name: Justin Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 708	I'm feeling a bit sorry for JJ! He's taken more hits on this thread than Google has for "Britney Spears no underwear" links... Maybe this tosser is getting a bit soft in my old age... p.s. Robert, I think you have easily qualified for the new Tosser Cabinet. Keep this up and CEO is not out of the question!

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