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MonBK · 15 September 2012, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by mmmk604

Hmmm I checked out his items that he's sold. They all seem to contain proper english.
But for the ROLEY, he writes like a Nigerian scammer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 77T

I must have missed something...
When did Jocke get an eBay account?

Love the ending in this ad: GOOD LUK.

Even Jocke writes better then this:

DEAR ARSENAL FUN !!!

HER YOU GOT CHANCE TO OWN ARSENE WENGER COAT AS YOU AWARE ITS NOT IN THE MARKET OR ON THE SELL SHOPS OR EVEN IN ARMONY STORE OR YOU CHECK HOLE ONLINE AND IF YOU STEY HOLE YEAR ON THE NET YOU WONT FIND IT its 2012/2013 SEASON THE NEW ONES

SO GRAB THE BARGING AND CHANCE TO WEAR WHAT THE ARSENAL COACH WEAR ON THE PITCH

LETS MAKE IT EASY ITS VERY RARE AND AFTER ALL MY RESEARCH I FIND AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO GOT THEM

1 LONG COAT (XXL) SIZE WISH IS FOR ME ITS NOT FAR FRM XL SIZE SO IT WOULD FIT IN THE COLD AND FREEZY WEATHER WITH CLOTHES IN

BEFORE YOU HIT BUY IT NOW ICON PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH YOUR REQUEST AND I WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN FOR YOU

ITS MADE BY NIKE PROPER ORIGINAL 100% GENUINE BRAND NEW WITH TAG AND NIKE BAG ON NOT FAKE ONES OR AFTER MARKET ITS THE REAL ONE I GUARANTEE YOU THAT

THE LAST PART PLEASE NO BLOODY TIME WASTER OR F***ING DREAMER AS AM REALLY SICK OF YOU

ANY QUESTION PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ASK ME AND AM HER TO HELP AND TO ALL YOU HONEST AND SERIOUS BUYER YOU WELCOME TO DO BUSSINESS WITH

regarding the postage costs its 10£ whatever uk land as its heavy and bulky item very heavy

international buyer keep away sorry the auction not for you

THANK YOU

GUD LUK

mcjp6 · 15 September 2012, 09:49 PM

looking....looking....looking..............

Gotcha!!

This is good enough to have ebay do some checking on his authenticity and dig a little deeper......lets see how we go.......

http://www.18ksub.com/2011/09/rolex-...116400-gv.html

MonBK · 15 September 2012, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcjp6

looking....looking....looking..............

Gotcha!!

This is good enough to have ebay do some checking on his authenticity and dig a little deeper......lets see how we go.......

http://www.18ksub.com/2011/09/rolex-...116400-gv.html

You're good Michael.

Explorer 2011 · 15 September 2012, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcjp6

looking....looking....looking..............

Gotcha!!

This is good enough to have ebay do some checking on his authenticity and dig a little deeper......lets see how we go.......

http://www.18ksub.com/2011/09/rolex-...116400-gv.html

Well done indeed

LOOOOL

AzPaul · 15 September 2012, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by crowncollection

I think I sen they wrist shot before here on trf ? Anyone else seen it

In his defense, he does say . . . . .
"the watch its advertise some where else and it can be removed any time as i got the right to do that"

Ditch · 15 September 2012, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcjp6

looking....looking....looking..............

Gotcha!!

This is good enough to have ebay do some checking on his authenticity and dig a little deeper......lets see how we go.......

http://www.18ksub.com/2011/09/rolex-...116400-gv.html

Epic research skills!

On another note, reading through the last few posts I've been looooling all over the place.

Watchmutt · 16 September 2012, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by HeyItsRaymond

I AM THE ...

OMG

Seriously though, its like his account got hijacked. I can't believe people are bidding.

Ditch · 16 September 2012, 07:44 AM

15 bids now! (Presuming they aren't other accounts set-up by the seller to boost price)

scocope · 16 September 2012, 08:08 AM

Here is his reply to my kind offer of trading a dictionary for the watch:

STEY IN YOUR APPLE LOOOLJEALOUS AND HAYTER LET ME TELL YOU SOME THING YOU DNT SLEEP NIGHT TIME THINKING ABOUT MY WATCH LOOOLREST ASSURE ITS PROPER STYLISH AND REAL ONETHATS WHY THE DESCRIPTION CONCERN ABOUT YOU AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DNT EVEN HAVE CLUE WHATS THIS WATCH MEAN BY BEANS AND EAT CELERY AM SURE YOU LIVE IN TOILETTELOOOL\REGARDS- m25.london-orbital.master

I've replied back to this well-constructed message, letting him know that the dictionary was published in 1979, certainly worth more than the watch he is offering. I also suggested that he find a 5 year old child to read my kind offer to him in case there were some communication difficulties on his part.

Ditch · 16 September 2012, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scocope

Here is his reply to my kind offer of trading a dictionary for the watch:

STEY IN YOUR APPLE LOOOLJEALOUS AND HAYTER LET ME TELL YOU SOME THING YOU DNT SLEEP NIGHT TIME THINKING ABOUT MY WATCH LOOOLREST ASSURE ITS PROPER STYLISH AND REAL ONETHATS WHY THE DESCRIPTION CONCERN ABOUT YOU AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DNT EVEN HAVE CLUE WHATS THIS WATCH MEAN BY BEANS AND EAT CELERY AM SURE YOU LIVE IN TOILETTELOOOL\REGARDS- m25.london-orbital.master

I've replied back to this well-constructed message, letting him know that the dictionary was published in 1979, certainly worth more than the watch he is offering. I also suggested that he find a 5 year old child to read my kind offer to him in case there were some communication difficulties on his part.

That might just be the best thing EVER!

Ditch · 16 September 2012, 08:21 AM

Just messaged him: "I am a professional magician, do you mind if I bid? Your ad specifically mentions magicians as people you do not wish to deal with".

I eagerly await his eloquent response!

scocope · 17 September 2012, 01:15 AM

His latest message:

"V"V"V"if u no wot its meanlol- m25.london-orbital.master

Is there anyone out there who know any illiterates or knows someone who has suffered massive head trama, who would be able to translate?

scocope · 17 September 2012, 01:43 AM

His latest message to me:

I SWEAR YOU SOUND DUMP LOOOL
STEY DER IN USA WISH WE CALL YOU HER IN LONDON RETAYRED AND FAT PEOPLE
NO ONE LIKE YOU HONEST YOU HAVE TO SEE THE PICTURE YOU ON
JUST JUMP IN THE SEA
LOOOOL

- m25.london-orbital.master

My reply to him:

Are really as illiterate as your emails portray you as? Certainly no one can misspell as many words as you do. Do you have a untreated head injury or possibly a tumor? Please get a physical and look into sterilisation; this world is already screwed up as it is without someone like you reproducing.

Ditch · 17 September 2012, 01:47 AM

I feel really left out now. The only response he gave my 'magician' enquiry was, "find somewerelse"

MonBK · 17 September 2012, 01:56 AM

What does a dump sound like?

scocope · 17 September 2012, 02:30 AM

Someone else needs to play with him. Currently all he is doing is sending me the same message repeatingly; this is the thanks I get for imploring him to get a physical and my expression of concern about his prodigy further screwing up this world.

Watchmutt · 17 September 2012, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scocope

His latest message to me:

I SWEAR YOU SOUND DUMP LOOOL
STEY DER IN USA WISH WE CALL YOU HER IN LONDON RETAYRED AND FAT PEOPLE
NO ONE LIKE YOU HONEST YOU HAVE TO SEE THE PICTURE YOU ON
JUST JUMP IN THE SEA
LOOOOL

- m25.london-orbital.master

I can actually understand what he is saying. Oh no!

HeyItsRaymond · 17 September 2012, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonBK

What does a dump sound like?

Bangel · 17 September 2012, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcjp6

looking....looking....looking..............

Gotcha!!

This is good enough to have ebay do some checking on his authenticity and dig a little deeper......lets see how we go.......

http://www.18ksub.com/2011/09/rolex-...116400-gv.html

I am in awe of your research skills! Well done!!

mcjp6 · 17 September 2012, 07:42 PM

Lets see what he says about this.......

Item 261095854148 is no longer available.

Ditch · 17 September 2012, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcjp6

Lets see what he says about this.......

Item 261095854148 is no longer available.

Excellent! Good work guys!

17 September 2012, 01:15 AM	#42
scocope Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Iowa Posts: 108	His latest message: "V"V"V"if u no wot its meanlol- m25.london-orbital.master Is there anyone out there who know any illiterates or knows someone who has suffered massive head trama, who would be able to translate? Last edited by scocope; 17 September 2012 at 02:09 AM.. Reason: Because

17 September 2012, 01:43 AM	#43
scocope Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Iowa Posts: 108	His latest message to me: I SWEAR YOU SOUND DUMP LOOOL STEY DER IN USA WISH WE CALL YOU HER IN LONDON RETAYRED AND FAT PEOPLE NO ONE LIKE YOU HONEST YOU HAVE TO SEE THE PICTURE YOU ON JUST JUMP IN THE SEA LOOOOL - m25.london-orbital.master My reply to him: Are really as illiterate as your emails portray you as? Certainly no one can misspell as many words as you do. Do you have a untreated head injury or possibly a tumor? Please get a physical and look into sterilisation; this world is already screwed up as it is without someone like you reproducing. Last edited by scocope; 17 September 2012 at 01:47 AM.. Reason: I felt like it

15 September 2012, 09:49 PM	#32
mcjp6 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Real Name: Michael Location: VK2 - AUS Watch: 5513s Posts: 7,380	looking....looking....looking.............. Gotcha!! This is good enough to have ebay do some checking on his authenticity and dig a little deeper......lets see how we go....... http://www.18ksub.com/2011/09/rolex-...116400-gv.html

16 September 2012, 07:44 AM	#38
Ditch "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Kent Posts: 242	15 bids now! (Presuming they aren't other accounts set-up by the seller to boost price)

16 September 2012, 08:08 AM	#39
scocope Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Iowa Posts: 108	Here is his reply to my kind offer of trading a dictionary for the watch: STEY IN YOUR APPLE LOOOLJEALOUS AND HAYTER LET ME TELL YOU SOME THING YOU DNT SLEEP NIGHT TIME THINKING ABOUT MY WATCH LOOOLREST ASSURE ITS PROPER STYLISH AND REAL ONETHATS WHY THE DESCRIPTION CONCERN ABOUT YOU AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DNT EVEN HAVE CLUE WHATS THIS WATCH MEAN BY BEANS AND EAT CELERY AM SURE YOU LIVE IN TOILETTELOOOL\REGARDS- m25.london-orbital.master I've replied back to this well-constructed message, letting him know that the dictionary was published in 1979, certainly worth more than the watch he is offering. I also suggested that he find a 5 year old child to read my kind offer to him in case there were some communication difficulties on his part.

16 September 2012, 08:21 AM	#41
Ditch "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Kent Posts: 242	Just messaged him: "I am a professional magician, do you mind if I bid? Your ad specifically mentions magicians as people you do not wish to deal with". I eagerly await his eloquent response!

17 September 2012, 01:47 AM	#44
Ditch "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Kent Posts: 242	I feel really left out now. The only response he gave my 'magician' enquiry was, "find somewerelse"

17 September 2012, 01:56 AM	#45
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	What does a dump sound like?

17 September 2012, 02:30 AM	#46
scocope Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Iowa Posts: 108	Someone else needs to play with him. Currently all he is doing is sending me the same message repeatingly; this is the thanks I get for imploring him to get a physical and my expression of concern about his prodigy further screwing up this world.

17 September 2012, 07:42 PM	#50
mcjp6 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Real Name: Michael Location: VK2 - AUS Watch: 5513s Posts: 7,380	Lets see what he says about this....... Item 261095854148 is no longer available.

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