Time for a Grammar lesson, suckers!!

[JJ Irani]

Okay guys,

The only thing that's prompted me to revert back to the good old days of grammar lessons is the continuous misuse and mis-spelt word 'to' and 'too'.

Now, everyone pay attention.....hands on desks...Johnny stop staring at Dina....Paul get your hands away from Catie....Padi, stop with the 'different strokes' and Bruce get that chubby son of yours off your lap. Ed, stop looking at Daren's wallet....Daren, shut that golf book and Adrian wipe that Steve Martin smile offa your face!!!

Right...now where were we? I'll start off with very simple examples...

Example 1: I am off to work.
Example 2: I am too tired today.

As you tossers can see, in example 2, the too can also be substituted with 'very', so the sentence can read as: I am very tired today. Get it, suckers?

In other words, to is a preposition and too is an adverb.

I hope the 2 girls in the class have understood all of this. If not, no worries, see me after class in my private quarters for further tuitions....free of charge.

JJ