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JJ Irani · 7 February 2006, 03:45 PM

Paul's got CJ to bash around now in absence of Dina.

C.J. · 7 February 2006, 03:48 PM

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Paul's got CJ to bash around now in absence of Dina.

Sure, always bashing the short guy.

I liked it better when we were mostly bashing the sheep loving kiwi's among us.

mailman · 7 February 2006, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Paul's got CJ to bash around now in absence of Dina.

He's good at this too

mailman · 8 February 2006, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

Four inches or so overwhelms us around here.

Word has it that if your last girlfriend got four inches she was overwhelmed too

JJ Irani · 8 February 2006, 04:19 AM

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Word has it that your last girlfriend got four inches she was overwhelmed too

...only after she got the additional EIGHT from you!!

C.J. · 8 February 2006, 05:17 AM

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Word has it that if your last girlfriend got four inches she was overwhelmed too

Yeah, she said that she was going out with some postal freak from NY who liked dressing in girls clothes and wanted her to boss him around, She mentioned something about the big shoes theory being

too.

C.J. · 8 February 2006, 05:19 AM

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...only after she got the additional EIGHT from you!!

Yeah, that means he took care of her twice then fell asleep

oh, and JJ........Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah

8 February 2006, 06:07 AM

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Sure, always bashing the short guy.

I liked it better when we were mostly bashing the sheep loving kiwi's among us.

C.J., youre a short guy. How short, erm... tall are you.

I love bashing the short man.

C.J. · 8 February 2006, 06:32 AM

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C.J., youre a short guy. How short, erm... tall are you.

I love bashing the short man.

I'm average height for an American male...5'8 1/4"............man, that even looks short on paper

..I don't get it

I was one of the tallest kids in class in grade school, but the high school growth spurt thing skipped me altogether

8 February 2006, 06:34 AM

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I'm average height for an American male...5'8 1/4"............man, that even looks short on paper

..I don't get it

I was one of the tallest kids in class in grade school, but the high school growth spurt thing skipped me altogether

Sounds to me like you peaked too early.

Well, I stand a full six feet, six inches. So I guess your lack of stature and need to carry a gun AND a Rolex says something, huh.

C.J. · 8 February 2006, 06:38 AM

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Sounds to me like you peaked too early.

Well, I stand a full six feet, six inches. So I guess your lack of stature and need to carry a gun AND a Rolex says something, huh.

Oh, here we go with the Napoleon complex thing. Easy there Mr. Bunyan, what I lack in vertical presence I more that make up for with my charming personality

8 February 2006, 07:21 AM

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Oh, here we go with the Napoleon complex thing. Easy there Mr. Bunyan, what I lack in vertical presence I more that make up for with my charming personality

I didnt think plods had personalities.

mailman · 8 February 2006, 07:57 AM

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I didnt think plonks had personalities.

Hey Johnny, I wonder if CJ can get in here?

8 February 2006, 08:55 AM

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Hey Johnny, I wonder if CJ can get in here?

ROFLMAO Paul!!!!!

8 February 2006, 08:58 AM

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I'm average height for an American male...5'8 1/4"............

Jeeze, you Americans are short! Are you sure that's the current average height, and not from the 18th century?

mailman · 8 February 2006, 10:50 AM

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Jeeze, you Americans are short! Are you sure that's the current average height, and not from the 18th century?

I like how the short guys always put the 1/4", 1/2, or 3/4" in there.

C.J. · 8 February 2006, 11:15 AM

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Hey Johnny, I wonder if CJ can get in here?

That was good

It would depend on what shoes I was wearing

C.J. · 8 February 2006, 12:07 PM

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Jeeze, you Americans are short! Are you sure that's the current average height, and not from the 18th century?

Thats hurts, Al

C.J. · 8 February 2006, 12:13 PM

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I didnt think plonks had personalities.

I know I'm goning to regret this, but I have to ask. What the hell is a plonk?

rolexchick · 8 February 2006, 12:57 PM

Very nice pictures, JJ is right they do look like picture post cards.

JJ Irani · 8 February 2006, 01:56 PM

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Hey Johnny, I wonder if CJ can get in here?

8 February 2006, 11:46 PM

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I know I'm goning to regret this, but I have to ask. What the hell is a plonk?

Plod is the Queen's slang for copper, Mr. Plod.

BTW, I thought average height for a North American was 5'10"?

And yeah, Paul is right... only short folks add in the 1/4 or 1/2 to their height.

C.J. · 9 February 2006, 02:56 AM

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Plonk is the Queen's slang for copper, Mr. Plonk.

BTW, I thought average height for a North American was 5'10"?

And yeah, Paul is right... only short folks add in the 1/4 or 1/2 to their height.

I'm no plonk, I don't like those stiff uppity cops who think their special because of their costume and shiny pin on their chest. I'm just jolly lil'ol' Craig who does the cop thing for eight hours a day, you should know that by now, Johnny........Oh, and scratch the lil' part.

You and Al may be right about the 5'10". I think I read that in a history book. But on the bright side, 500 years ago I would have been huge.

And don't go telling Paul that he's right. His head will swell so much that he'll be delivering airmail before long

And those 1/4" do add up

May all of the door jams in your home shorten on a daily basis.

9 February 2006, 03:14 AM

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Thats hurts, Al

So does your grammar!

C.J. · 9 February 2006, 03:16 AM

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So does your grammar!

Now whats wrong

9 February 2006, 04:06 AM

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May all of the door jams in your home shorten on a daily basis.

Craig, you'll be happy to know I bumped by head on a post enroute to work today.

C.J. · 9 February 2006, 04:16 AM

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Craig, you'll be happy to know I bumped by head on a post enroute to work today.

Yesssssssssssssssssss

The voodoo doll worked

9 February 2006, 05:46 AM

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Yesssssssssssssssssss

The voodoo doll worked

The only problem being that the doll is taller than you, right?

C.J. · 9 February 2006, 05:48 AM

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The only problem being that the doll is taller than you, right?

Thats not funny

9 February 2006, 05:48 AM

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The only problem being that the doll is taller than you, right?

ZING!

7 February 2006, 03:45 PM	#31
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Paul's got CJ to bash around now in absence of Dina. __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

8 February 2006, 12:57 PM	#50
rolexchick Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Real Name: Catie Location: new york Posts: 336	Very nice pictures, JJ is right they do look like picture post cards.

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