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mailman · 9 February 2006, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

There was another time, back in my racing days when I got taken down in a big crash (note, everyone 'gets taken down'... no one causes it, lol).

If you know cycling, you'll know that racers wear spandex shorts and nothing underneath them. Anyways, this race was a prominent one in downtown Toronto and there were literally thousands of spectators.

When you go down, your first instinct is to get back on the bike and get back in the race. I jumped up, sort my bike out of the tangled mess of crashed bikes, it looked okay to ride so I swung my leg over the saddle and something didn't feel right...

My spandex shorts had been 'burned' off me (from friction with the asphalt) and there I was standing in front of a few thousand people in downtown Toronto with my meat and two veg for all to see. Needless to say, my race was over.

So when you're wearing spandex, you're "Letting it all out" like Kramer?

Subfiend · 9 February 2006, 10:07 AM

Many, many years ago, my first wife took me home to meet her parents for the first time. She also brought her cat, "Fuzzy," which she adored.

I hated that cat. First, it was a gift from her old boyfriend, who went psycho after she broke up with him and started dating me. Second, it was fat, lazy and mean. Last but not least, it had a disgusting habit of walking up to me, sitting down and rather loudly cleaning its a$$hole.

So, I was standing in her parents' kitchen early on the first morning, quietly making a cup of coffee while her mother sat nearby reading the newspaper, when the cat came up to me, sat down and started licking its ass. I was disgusted, so I yelled at the cat.

What I meant to say was: "Fuzzy, why do you always lick your butt near me?"

What I actually yelled was: "FUZZY, NOBODY'S ALLOWED TO LICK YOUR BUTT BUT ME!"

The mother was horrified. She dropped the paper and gave me a stunned look, which I still have not forgotten.

9 February 2006, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Subfiend

Many, many years ago, my first wife took me home to meet her parents for the first time. She also brought her cat, "Fuzzy," which she adored.

I hated that cat. First, it was a gift from her old boyfriend, who went psycho after she broke up with him and started dating me. Second, it was fat, lazy and mean. Last but not least, it had a disgusting habit of walking up to me, sitting down and rather loudly cleaning its a$$hole.

So, I was standing in her parents' kitchen early on the first morning, quietly making a cup of coffee while her mother sat nearby reading the newspaper, when the cat came up to me, sat down and started licking its ass. I was disgusted, so I yelled at the cat.

What I meant to say was: "Fuzzy, why do you always lick your butt near me?"

What I actually yelled was: "FUZZY, NOBODY'S ALLOWED TO LICK YOUR BUTT BUT ME!"

The mother was horrified. She dropped the paper and gave me a stunned look, which I still have not forgotten.

LOL!!! Very, err, unique!

C.J. · 9 February 2006, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Subfiend

Many, many years ago, my first wife took me home to meet her parents for the first time. She also brought her cat, "Fuzzy," which she adored.

I hated that cat. First, it was a gift from her old boyfriend, who went psycho after she broke up with him and started dating me. Second, it was fat, lazy and mean. Last but not least, it had a disgusting habit of walking up to me, sitting down and rather loudly cleaning its a$$hole.

So, I was standing in her parents' kitchen early on the first morning, quietly making a cup of coffee while her mother sat nearby reading the newspaper, when the cat came up to me, sat down and started licking its ass. I was disgusted, so I yelled at the cat.

What I meant to say was: "Fuzzy, why do you always lick your butt near me?"

What I actually yelled was: "FUZZY, NOBODY'S ALLOWED TO LICK YOUR BUTT BUT ME!"

The mother was horrified. She dropped the paper and gave me a stunned look, which I still have not forgotten.

JJ Irani · 9 February 2006, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Subfiend

Many, many years ago, my first wife took me home to meet her parents for the first time. She also brought her cat, "Fuzzy," which she adored.

I hated that cat. First, it was a gift from her old boyfriend, who went psycho after she broke up with him and started dating me. Second, it was fat, lazy and mean. Last but not least, it had a disgusting habit of walking up to me, sitting down and rather loudly cleaning its a$$hole.

So, I was standing in her parents' kitchen early on the first morning, quietly making a cup of coffee while her mother sat nearby reading the newspaper, when the cat came up to me, sat down and started licking its ass. I was disgusted, so I yelled at the cat.

What I meant to say was: "Fuzzy, why do you always lick your butt near me?"

What I actually yelled was: "FUZZY, NOBODY'S ALLOWED TO LICK YOUR BUTT BUT ME!"

The mother was horrified. She dropped the paper and gave me a stunned look, which I still have not forgotten.

That's what I keep telling my sheep too!!

padi56 · 9 February 2006, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

That's what I keep telling my sheep too!!

How many now have you got in your harem now JJ.

9 February 2006, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subfiend

Many, many years ago, my first wife took me home to meet her parents for the first time. She also brought her cat, "Fuzzy," which she adored.

I hated that cat. First, it was a gift from her old boyfriend, who went psycho after she broke up with him and started dating me. Second, it was fat, lazy and mean. Last but not least, it had a disgusting habit of walking up to me, sitting down and rather loudly cleaning its a$$hole.

So, I was standing in her parents' kitchen early on the first morning, quietly making a cup of coffee while her mother sat nearby reading the newspaper, when the cat came up to me, sat down and started licking its ass. I was disgusted, so I yelled at the cat.

What I meant to say was: "Fuzzy, why do you always lick your butt near me?"

What I actually yelled was: "FUZZY, NOBODY'S ALLOWED TO LICK YOUR BUTT BUT ME!"

The mother was horrified. She dropped the paper and gave me a stunned look, which I still have not forgotten.

LOL, I think James may be able to help you with that Freudian slip (of the tongue).

9 February 2006, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

So when you're wearing spandex, you're "Letting it all out" like Kramer?

Paulie, whenever I'm on the bike, 'I'm lettin' it all out and I'm lovin' it!'

mailman · 10 February 2006, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

Paulie, whenever I'm on the bike, 'I'm lettin' it all out and I'm lovin' it!'

Gedanken · 10 February 2006, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

LOL, I think James may be able to help you with that Freudian slip (of the tongue).

Sorry, John, ain't nuthin' ah kin do 'about that one.

Subfiend · 10 February 2006, 02:36 PM

That stupid cat has been dead for years (we put it to sleep after it attacked our infant son), but I still hate it.

Tom · 10 February 2006, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by padi56

How many now have you got in your harem now JJ.

I don't think you want to go there, havn't you seen the latest pictures, all that hair all over the place.

padi56 · 10 February 2006, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom

I don't think you want to go there, havn't you seen the latest pictures, all that hair all over the place.

9 February 2006, 10:07 AM	#32
Subfiend "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Outside Watch: Isn't it obvious? Posts: 1,926	Many, many years ago, my first wife took me home to meet her parents for the first time. She also brought her cat, "Fuzzy," which she adored. I hated that cat. First, it was a gift from her old boyfriend, who went psycho after she broke up with him and started dating me. Second, it was fat, lazy and mean. Last but not least, it had a disgusting habit of walking up to me, sitting down and rather loudly cleaning its a$$hole. So, I was standing in her parents' kitchen early on the first morning, quietly making a cup of coffee while her mother sat nearby reading the newspaper, when the cat came up to me, sat down and started licking its ass. I was disgusted, so I yelled at the cat. What I meant to say was: "Fuzzy, why do you always lick your butt near me?" What I actually yelled was: "FUZZY, NOBODY'S ALLOWED TO LICK YOUR BUTT BUT ME!" The mother was horrified. She dropped the paper and gave me a stunned look, which I still have not forgotten. __________________ Subfiend Last edited by Subfiend; 9 February 2006 at 10:08 AM..

10 February 2006, 02:36 PM	#41
Subfiend "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Outside Watch: Isn't it obvious? Posts: 1,926	That stupid cat has been dead for years (we put it to sleep after it attacked our infant son), but I still hate it. __________________ Subfiend

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