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Trurolexer · 24 July 2008, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by oneillba

Joe, you are one of the good guys here on the forum. It wouldn't be the same without you.

Very well said...

Lisa · 24 July 2008, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Thanks to:

those that think I am an idiot...I am.
all who put up with my BS....it is all true.
Steve who has yet to ban me....he should.
all the Moderators who hold their tongues when I post my usual BS...I would not.
all the members who have shown me that their is hope...and my friends; hope will win.

I knew there was Hope ever since you posted the darling picture of her holding that baby bird!

Jimbits76 · 25 July 2008, 04:16 AM

Joe???? Who the hell is Joe.

I thought this Bubba guy was an alias of JJ!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, come on, as if anybody would give that sheep lovin, baldy, leathery old git a free Sub!!!!!!!!!!

J

PS I also think Lisa is really David (DSJ)

JJ Irani · 25 July 2008, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Joe???? Who the hell is Joe.

I thought this Bubba guy was an alias of JJ!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, come on, as if anybody would give that sheep lovin, baldy, leathery old git a free Sub!!!!!!!!!!

J

PS I also think Lisa is really David (DSJ)

Carolina · 25 July 2008, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

I knew there was Hope ever since you posted the darling picture of her holding that baby bird!

Lisa, you are one quick-witted chick!

Carolina · 25 July 2008, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Joe???? Who the hell is Joe.

I thought this Bubba guy was an alias of JJ!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, come on, as if anybody would give that sheep lovin, baldy, leathery old git a free Sub!!!!!!!!!!

J

PS I also think Lisa is really David (DSJ)

And you are a nut!!

Jimbits76 · 25 July 2008, 05:10 AM

A nut?!?

I can live with that!!!!!!!!!!!

J

redshirt1957 · 25 July 2008, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

A nut?!?

I can live with that!!!!!!!!!!!

J

x2 so I guess that means you have two nuts.

arttay10 · 25 July 2008, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Thanks to:

those that think I am an idiot...I am.
all who put up with my BS....it is all true.
Steve who has yet to ban me....he should.
all the Moderators who hold their tongues when I post my usual BS...I would not.
all the members who have shown me that their is hope...and my friends; hope will win.

Talk about ......... working the crowd !!

There's only so much anyone can say or discuss about any Rolex..... for eveything else there's Joes pearls of wisdom !!

This place woud'nt be the same without you

redshirt1957 · 25 July 2008, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by arttay10

Talk about ......... working the crowd !!

There's only so much anyone can say or discuss about any Rolex..... for eveythnig else there's Joes pearls of wisdom !!

This place woud'nt be the same without you

Just last night I was helping the wife put on her new necklace.

arttay10 · 25 July 2008, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Just last night I was helping the wife put on her new necklace.

The question is Joe....... which one was it

BLSampson · 25 July 2008, 07:45 AM

Joe,
When are we going to see a pic of you and your wife?
Bryan

Lisa · 25 July 2008, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Lisa, you are one quick-witted chick!

Almost - but not quite - understanding what people are talking about has its advantages.

redshirt1957 · 25 July 2008, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Almost - but not quite - understanding what people are talking about has its advantages.

I'm telling you. Wedding bells are getting closer. Are you saying you understand me?

I think we will only have one problem. I have never married a woman who was not pregnant at the time. Not saying I was the one that got 'em pregnant either. Just targets of opportunity.

redshirt1957 · 25 July 2008, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by BLSampson

Joe,
When are we going to see a pic of you and your wife?
Bryan

Will try to get one this weekend. Other than a picture taken at a strip club where she worked back in 1989 and our weddings pictues which she threw away; I don't think we have any other pictures taken together. Well, mug shots don't count. I wil try to get a group shot.

Leighton · 25 July 2008, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Will try to get one this weekend.

Just make sure she is the one wearing the plaid shorts and knee socks in the picture and not you.

Lisa · 25 July 2008, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I'm telling you. Wedding bells are getting closer. Are you saying you understand me?

I think we will only have one problem. I have never married a woman who was not pregnant at the time. Not saying I was the one that got 'em pregnant either. Just targets of opportunity.

No, I'm not saying I understand you! I'm saying I almost understand what people are talking about - which really means I don't get it at all!

You know, getting women pregnant so you can marry them is the oldest trick in the book. No, wait...

isn't it usually.... oh, never mind.

dman · 25 July 2008, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Thanks to:

those that think I am an idiot...I am.
all who put up with my BS....it is all true.
Steve who has yet to ban me....he should.
all the Moderators who hold their tongues when I post my usual BS...I would not.
all the members who have shown me that their is hope...and my friends; hope will win.

I don't comment much on your posts, but gotta tell you, there is nothing wrong with 99.999% of what you post. You do it in a good natured way and mostly self deprecating.

You are an asset to this forum, bigger than you may even know.

redshirt1957 · 25 July 2008, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

No, I'm not saying I understand you! I'm saying I almost understand what people are talking about - which really means I don't get it at all!

You know, getting women pregnant so you can marry them is the oldest trick in the book. No, wait...

isn't it usually.... oh, never mind.

Lets just be happy that I was born a male, because man oh man, if I was a woman.......I will stop at that thought.....

Carolina · 25 July 2008, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Lets just be happy that I was born a male, because man on man, if I was a woman.......I will stop at that thought.....

Nah - let's not go there!!

Lisa · 25 July 2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Nah - let's not go there!!

Once again, I'm almost understanding... man on man? Or was it man, oh man?

Joe, are you saying you're into man on man? But I thought.... oh, never mind again.

Carolina · 25 July 2008, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Once again, I'm almost understanding... man on man? Or was it man, oh man?

Joe, are you saying you're into man on man? But I thought.... oh, never mind again.

I was choosing to see a typo - "man oh man". Intentional editing, I suppose...

redshirt1957 · 25 July 2008, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Once again, I'm almost understanding... man on man? Or was it man, oh man?

Joe, are you saying you're into man on man? But I thought.... oh, never mind again.

No dummy. Man, oh man equals pregnant woman. Man on man equals safe sex. I am an idiot and I made a small edit to my post, but your response will for ever show how dumb I am. Man on man!!!!!!

Lisa · 25 July 2008, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

No dummy. Man, oh man equals pregnant woman. Man on man equals safe sex. I am an idiot and I made a small edit to my post, but your response will for ever show how dumb I am. Man on man!!!!!!

I learned about Freudian slips in high school psychology class.

And now I have to go plop a kid in the tub.... be back asap!

mfer · 25 July 2008, 12:31 PM

Always look forward to what you are going to say Joe.

redshirt1957 · 25 July 2008, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

I learned about Freudian slips in high school psychology class.

And now I have to go plop a kid in the tub.... be back asap!

Only us mothers will understand what just happened. It's just two of my daughters, age 15 and 9, and I at home tonight and the nine year old came downstairs with a strange look on her face. I know the look and immediately went upstairs to see what the 15 year old was doing. Nothing that I could see and all seemed fine until I looked over at the dog and saw why the nine year old came running downstairs. How do I explain what the dog had gotten out of the bathroom trashcan and was having the time of his life chewing on.

Should have seen the look on my 15 year old daughter when I said, "well Ashley, is that yours and what do you now want me to do and it seems I will not eat ketchup with my fries for a while". I came back downstairs and just had a big ole' laugh.

2careless · 25 July 2008, 01:01 PM

Well Joe, tell your wife to procure better quality trashcans that are pet-safe.
Good dog though!

Have you desexed it?

redshirt1957 · 25 July 2008, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 2careless

Well Joe, tell your wife to procure better quality trashcans that are pet-safe.
Good dog though!

Have you desexed it?

The dog is still smiling!

Trurolexer · 26 July 2008, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

The dog is still smiling!

East Bay Rider · 26 July 2008, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

... How do I explain what the dog had gotten out of the bathroom trashcan and was having the time of his life chewing on.

...I came back downstairs and just had a big ole' laugh.

That's funny. I just pictured a dog with "wings" stuck to the roof of his mouth.

25 July 2008, 07:45 AM	#42
BLSampson "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Real Name: Bryan Location: Kansas City, MO Watch: TT Blue Submariner Posts: 930	Joe, When are we going to see a pic of you and your wife? Bryan __________________ Yoboman "People sleep safely in their beds at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

25 July 2008, 12:31 PM	#55
mfer "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Real Name: Mik Location: USA Posts: 13,724	Always look forward to what you are going to say Joe. __________________ member#3242

25 July 2008, 04:16 AM	#33
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Joe???? Who the hell is Joe. I thought this Bubba guy was an alias of JJ!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, come on, as if anybody would give that sheep lovin, baldy, leathery old git a free Sub!!!!!!!!!! J PS I also think Lisa is really David (DSJ)

25 July 2008, 05:10 AM	#37
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	A nut?!? I can live with that!!!!!!!!!!! J

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2careless "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Melbourne, AU Watch: Pepsi Posts: 4,370	Well Joe, tell your wife to procure better quality trashcans that are pet-safe. Good dog though! Have you desexed it?

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