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Al1969 · 1 August 2018, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Moggo

Manscaping starts involving your nose and ears!

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123Blueface · 1 August 2018, 06:50 AM

Your pants end up more wet than the toilet.

FTX I · 1 August 2018, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by 123Blueface

Your pants end up more wet than the toilet.

That's a good one. So far only happens when I'm wasted.

ejvette · 1 August 2018, 09:59 AM

You say WHAT???? When anyone speaks to you

Jocke · 2 August 2018, 07:15 AM

When you sneak home from a party before it ends.

Moggo · 1 August 2018, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by 123Blueface

Your pants end up more wet than the toilet.

You can’t be that old, you still make it to the toilet!

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Burlington · 1 August 2018, 06:09 AM

You can't stand the radio stations you used to listen to

colpol · 1 August 2018, 06:14 AM

When looking at a young women & the phrase 'if only I was 10 years younger' has become 'if only I was 30 years younger' .......

Moggo · 1 August 2018, 06:20 AM

You see women wearing very little on a night out and the first thing you think is......they should wrap up, they must be freezing.

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FTX I · 1 August 2018, 06:31 AM

When you have a flat tire and need to call a man.

droptopman · 1 August 2018, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by FTX I

When you have a flat tire and need to call a man.

toneafficianado · 1 August 2018, 07:08 AM

You can afford more than ONE Rolex!

TK-710 · 1 August 2018, 08:27 AM

When you have co-wokers who were born the same year you graduated high school. Which really hurts considering when I first started I had co-workers who started the job the year I was born.

BNA/LION · 1 August 2018, 08:39 AM

You Notice These Physical Changes.

(from the internet)
Aging is accompanied by a lot of physical changes. It’s not fair.
You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

You know you are getting old if …

- It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
- It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
- It takes twice as long to look half as good.
- Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
- You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
- You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
- Rocking in a rocking chair feels like a roller coaster ride.
- Your knees buckle, and your belt won't.
- You have that “morning after” feeling when you wake up, but you didn’t - party the night before.

antbkny · 1 August 2018, 08:43 AM

When your REQUIRE a cyclops to see the date lol

GSDLover · 1 August 2018, 08:50 AM

You have to Google "manscaping " .

GradyPhilpott · 1 August 2018, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by antbkny

When your REQUIRE a cyclops to see the date lol

When you can't see the date even with the cyclops.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ejvette

You say WHAT???? When anyone speaks to you

That was me after six months with the artillery in Vietnam.

I was 19.

RedwinGV · 2 August 2018, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by antbkny

When your REQUIRE a cyclops to see the date lol

Likely the most spot on for this site.

I'll just add that you also don't post to complain about the cyclops.

FTX I · 1 August 2018, 09:10 AM

When you don't make new friends because you can't stand the ones you have.

Thug · 1 August 2018, 09:46 AM

If you used askjeeves

Spartacus · 1 August 2018, 09:54 AM

You stop realizing that you’ve been telling the same people, the same old stories.

FTX I · 1 August 2018, 09:59 AM

When you see a doctor to inspect the front and he checks the rear.

Watch This · 1 August 2018, 09:59 AM

You use your phone flashlight to read the restaurant menu.

FTX I · 1 August 2018, 10:11 AM

When you workout and wonder wtf I'm doing.

Sperry · 1 August 2018, 11:20 AM

Friday night is like any other night of the week.

DJ TT 2002 · 1 August 2018, 11:31 AM

When you look at a smoking hot young lovely and wonder if she babysits!!!!!

WIN.308 · 1 August 2018, 12:46 PM

The young girls call you "Sir"

Sperry · 2 August 2018, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by WIN.308

The young girls call you "Sir"

Ahem ... When women in their thirties pointedly call you "sir" ...

Old Geezer · 1 August 2018, 09:29 PM

For me, it’s the loud music in eating drinking establishement. Definitely too old for that.

brandrea · 1 August 2018, 09:34 PM

When you’d rather watch hockey than play it.

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colpol "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,895	When looking at a young women & the phrase 'if only I was 10 years younger' has become 'if only I was 30 years younger' .......

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FTX I "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Real Name: Flavio Location: N/A Posts: 14,654	When you have a flat tire and need to call a man.

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toneafficianado 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Real Name: Alan Location: Australia Posts: 2,204	You can afford more than ONE Rolex!

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TK-710 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Upstate Watch: 116600 Posts: 2,156	When you have co-wokers who were born the same year you graduated high school. Which really hurts considering when I first started I had co-workers who started the job the year I was born.

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antbkny "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Real Name: Anthony Location: Brooklyn, NY Watch: Dblue Posts: 6,723	When your REQUIRE a cyclops to see the date lol

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FTX I "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Real Name: Flavio Location: N/A Posts: 14,654	When you don't make new friends because you can't stand the ones you have.

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Spartacus "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: DC Watch: Daytona Posts: 2,745	You stop realizing that you’ve been telling the same people, the same old stories.

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FTX I "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Real Name: Flavio Location: N/A Posts: 14,654	When you workout and wonder wtf I'm doing.

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Sperry "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Jim Location: Alpha Posts: 3,383	Friday night is like any other night of the week.

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Old Geezer "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2015 Location: South Carolina Posts: 5,287	For me, it’s the loud music in eating drinking establishement. Definitely too old for that.

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