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Jimbits76 · 4 March 2009, 06:42 AM

Barbra Streisand, and Monroe
Hoffman and John Favreau
Martin Landau, Wilder, Gene
On the cover of a magazine

Woody Allen; Lorne Green
See them on our tv screen
Groucho Marx, Steve Guttenberg
Art Garfunkel and Bill Goldberg

They had style, they had grace
Winona Ryder gave good face
Seinfeld, Shandling, Crystal too
Bette Midler, we love you

Ladies with an attitude
Fella's that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it

Horah…we mean Vogue!!!!

Mosco · 4 March 2009, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Barbra Streisand, and Monroe
Hoffman and John Favreau
Martin Landau, Wilder, Gene
On the cover of a magazine

Woody Allen; Lorne Green
See them on our tv screen
Groucho Marx, Steve Guttenberg
Art Garfunkel and Bill Goldberg

They had style, they had grace
Winona Ryder gave good face
Seinfeld, Shandling, Crystal too
Bette Midler, we love you

Ladies with an attitude
Fella's that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it

Horah…we mean Vogue!!!!

That one takes the cake!

AIKO · 4 March 2009, 07:10 AM

"Everybody Wang Chung Tonight"

jdc · 4 March 2009, 07:17 AM

lifes not been good to me after landing the Darth Maul role

Mosco · 4 March 2009, 07:43 AM

"When not running the Hummus stand, Shlomo made extra income by impersonating a giant tea-kettle for the tourists."

ippon20 · 4 March 2009, 07:55 AM

"Hurry up! I'm prairie doggin over here!"

porsche911 · 4 March 2009, 08:13 AM

ok, I'll take this building right here and place it right here so I don't have to walk in these dayum shoes!!

ijen0311 · 4 March 2009, 08:20 AM

I've got one...

buz-lh · 4 March 2009, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Barbra Streisand, and Monroe
Hoffman and John Favreau
Martin Landau, Wilder, Gene
On the cover of a magazine

Woody Allen; Lorne Green
See them on our tv screen
Groucho Marx, Steve Guttenberg
Art Garfunkel and Bill Goldberg

They had style, they had grace
Winona Ryder gave good face
Seinfeld, Shandling, Crystal too
Bette Midler, we love you

Ladies with an attitude
Fella's that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it

Horah…we mean Vogue!!!!

Quite the talent Ms Cissonebits.

Good to see you close the closet door behind you.

Mosco · 4 March 2009, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ijen0311

I've got one...

"Son, you're taking this 'follow in my footsteps' thing a bit too literal!"

mailman · 4 March 2009, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ijen0311

I've got one...

Dad's gas is so bad, I have to ride five feet behing him

buz-lh · 4 March 2009, 09:39 AM

Quit tugging on that rope son, don't you see where it's tied?!

pz93c · 4 March 2009, 09:57 AM

1. Oy Vey... You got served.

2. Dad- I feel like something's holding me back...

Kid- Heh, heh.

Brunotheboxer · 4 March 2009, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ijen0311

I've got one...

"Next stop: Obesity"

Kind of lame but thats all I got.

Mosco · 4 March 2009, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ijen0311

I've got one...

'When little Brian asked for a remote control toy for his 8th birthday - this is NOT what he had in mind."

ijen0311 · 4 March 2009, 11:36 AM

Up next...

Mosco · 4 March 2009, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ijen0311

Up next...

'Being a son of an African Prince, Tyrone literally s**t money.... Now if he could only control when it happened!"

ijen0311 · 4 March 2009, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mosco

'Being a son of an Acfrican Prince, Tyrone literally s**t money.... Now if he could only control when it happened!"

I just laughed out loud and scared my cats

This was a nod to the guy who stuffed the Rolex in his pants...
+notice the case of Natty Light beer in the background...

bodybump · 4 March 2009, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mosco

'Being a son of an African Prince, Tyrone literally s**t money.... Now if he could only control when it happened!"

Once you go black ....ummmmm you will wear a diaper?

bodybump · 4 March 2009, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mosco

'when little brian asked for a remote control toy for his 8th birthday - this is not what he had in mind."

"dadddd.....ummmmm i thought cars has four wheels??"

Mosco · 4 March 2009, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ijen0311

Up next...

"Initiations for East LA Dolla-Bills gang kept getting weirder and weirder every year"

ijen0311 · 4 March 2009, 11:51 AM

Bubba! How'd you get your pick-em-up-truck up dere?!

ijen0311 · 4 March 2009, 11:52 AM

If your spidey sense is tingling, then a crime is being committed. If your spidey sense is tingling and you smell toast, you're having a stroke.

Mosco · 4 March 2009, 12:01 PM

Sorry to come back to this one - but I just came up with couple more:

"Your Crouching Tiger is no match for my Striking Jew-guar"

or

"Avi liked to demonstrate his patented 'I got you by the balls, now pay me my money' move for all to see"

tjs3023 · 4 March 2009, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mosco

I always thought these were fun - you guys and gals care to play? How this works is one of us provides a picture, hopefully an odd one, and other members supply the caption to it. The funnier - the better (boy, I can't wait for Jimbo and Bubba to get a hold of this thread

)

Let's start with this one:

Jew-ba-lee Ka-ra-te!
Do I get extra points for the Rolex tie in???

Mosco · 4 March 2009, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tjs3023

Jew-ba-lee Ka-ra-te!
Do I get extra points for the Rolex tie in???

Bwahahahaha!

buz-lh · 4 March 2009, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mosco

'Being a son of an African Prince, Tyrone literally s**t money.... Now if he could only control when it happened!"

I need some of those rubber pants after reading this. Nearly P***ed myself.

buz-lh · 4 March 2009, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ijen0311

If your spidey sense is tingling, then a crime is being committed. If your spidey sense is tingling and you smell toast, you're having a stroke.

His spidey sense just told him "It's time for a change"

tjs3023 · 4 March 2009, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ijen0311

Up next...

Album cover for MC Lo IQs' new release "Dollas N Diapas"

ijen0311 · 4 March 2009, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tjs3023

Jew-ba-lee Ka-ra-te!
Do I get extra points for the Rolex tie in???

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4 March 2009, 06:42 AM	#31
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Barbra Streisand, and Monroe Hoffman and John Favreau Martin Landau, Wilder, Gene On the cover of a magazine Woody Allen; Lorne Green See them on our tv screen Groucho Marx, Steve Guttenberg Art Garfunkel and Bill Goldberg They had style, they had grace Winona Ryder gave good face Seinfeld, Shandling, Crystal too Bette Midler, we love you Ladies with an attitude Fella's that were in the mood Don't just stand there, let's get to it Strike a pose, there's nothing to it Horah…we mean Vogue!!!!

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ijen0311 "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Jen Location: Jax, FL Watch: Sea-Dweller Posts: 3,977	If your spidey sense is tingling, then a crime is being committed. If your spidey sense is tingling and you smell toast, you're having a stroke.

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