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Jimbits76 · 24 March 2009, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Gedanken

In Creative Writing 101 the standard lesson is that at the heart of every comedy is a tragedy. It's all a matter of perspective.

x2....in idiot terms...if somebody looks a fool and it ain't you, laugh!

J

Lion · 25 March 2009, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

The contractor who poured our driveway last year had to take a few days off after his wife broke her pelvis - she caught a high-heel in the pet-barricade in their home's doorway while trying to step over it. Horrible fall.

High heels look good and can make quite a statement - but yikes! Just don't try to walk in them!

Lisa, I do not know how you ladies can walk in those things. They look so uncomfortable and have to hurt your lower legs and feet!!!

redshirt1957 · 25 March 2009, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

x2....in idiot terms...if somebody looks a fool and it ain't you, laugh!

J

How come everytime I drop my drawers you always are in stitches, ole' PeaShooter76?

Gedanken · 25 March 2009, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Lion

Lisa, I do not know how you ladies can walk in those things. They look so uncomfortable and have to hurt your lower legs and feet!!!

I actually tried it once when I had a friend who had large enough shoes. The trick's in the bend of the knee when your heel touches the ground but damn, did I ever find out the meaning of "these heels are killing me!".

Jimbits76 · 25 March 2009, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Lion

Lisa, I do not know how you ladies can walk in those things. They look so uncomfortable and have to hurt your lower legs and feet!!!

They aint so bad...they are hell on the calf muscles though.

It's worth it for me patent red shoes with the clear acryllic stilletto heel!!!!!!

UckMeShoes1957 loves me in them!

J

Lion · 25 March 2009, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

How come everytime I drop my drawers you always are in stitches, ole' PeaShooter76?

Oh shriveled one, maybe it has to do with shrinkage!!!

Jimbits76 · 25 March 2009, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

How come everytime I drop my drawers you always are in stitches, ole' PeaShooter76?

It's all to do with that well worn, button up flap at the rear dear PublicAccess1957.

J

PS that thing we spoke about in private, I told you it would work itself out

boa2 · 25 March 2009, 12:20 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM

Lion · 25 March 2009, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by boa2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM

I've seen that video before. But every time I see it it makes me laugh!!!
Especially Charlie's facial expression after he bites his brother. Devilish!!!

Lisa · 25 March 2009, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Lion

Lisa, I do not know how you ladies can walk in those things. They look so uncomfortable and have to hurt your lower legs and feet!!!

Well, I kind of gave them up when pregnant with my first. Just try navigating down a flight of stairs in heels when you can't see your feet!

I saw a pic recently of Gwen Stefani mincing around in some sky-high platforms, while holding baby Kingston.... someone give that baby a helmet and kneepads!

jdc · 25 March 2009, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

It's all to do with that well worn, button up flap at the rear dear PublicAccess1957.

J

PS that thing we spoke about in private, I told you it would work itself out

inverted todger by chance?

Lion · 25 March 2009, 12:48 AM

Lisa, I can only imagine what it must be like to wear heels when you are pregnant and waddling!!!

redshirt1957 · 25 March 2009, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

It's all to do with that well worn, button up flap at the rear dear PublicAccess1957.

J

PS that thing we spoke about in private, I told you it would work itself out

I see ole' TurdBurglar76 is up to his elbows in on the job training.

Lisa · 25 March 2009, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Lion

Lisa, I can only imagine what it must be like to wear heels when you are pregnant and waddling!!!

Try to imagine a hippo balancing on two toothpicks!

redshirt1957 · 25 March 2009, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Try to imagine a hippo balancing on two toothpicks!

Why is every post about ole' WildeBeest76?

sini1717 · 25 March 2009, 01:16 AM

Only last week.My daughter who is six and has some learning difficulty's,

Had a spelling test at school,she very happily announced over dinner that she had got all her spellings correct at school today.

Knowing Kate as we do, Gill my wife said to her, You didn't cheat did you, Kate replied no,
But Martin did. He had his book open so he could see all the words and his paper on top of the page next to it. He is really naughty she said.

I then asked Kate where she was sitting for the test.

Kate's reply was. Next to Martin!!

Lion · 25 March 2009, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Try to imagine a hippo balancing on two toothpicks!

Yikes!!!!!

ijen0311 · 25 March 2009, 02:21 AM

I was on a conference call (statewide). The woman leading the call talks a lot and has a very... grating voice.

There was someone (a man) who was not on mute. When she started talking, he loudly said "BLAH BLAH BLAH". We're still not sure who it was

Carolina · 25 March 2009, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Gedanken

I actually tried it once when I had a friend who had large enough shoes. The trick's in the bend of the knee when your heel touches the ground but damn, did I ever find out the meaning of "these heels are killing me!".

That is just too funny, because you described it perfectly. I never thought I'd hear an analysis of how to walk in heels from a guy, James!

p.s. - keep the heel under three inches and you're good for the day.

Jimbits76 · 25 March 2009, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

That is just too funny, because you described it perfectly. I never thought I'd hear an analysis of how to walk in heels from a guy, James!

p.s. - keep the heel under three inches and you're good for the day.

3 inches...lightweights!!!!!!!!!!!

Mine are at least five inches dahlings!!!!!

J

The sad thing is I wish I was joking....as a late teen/early 20's lad I often dragged up for a local theatre production!!!!!!!!!!

Carolina · 25 March 2009, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

3 inches...lightweights!!!!!!!!!!!

Mine are at least five inches dahlings!!!!!

J

The sad thing is I wish I was joking....as a late teen/early 20's lad I often dragged up for a local theatre production!!!!!!!!!!

Eek! Anything over 3 inches kills my feet!

(I'm gonna get creamed for that comment, aren't I?!)

Lisa · 25 March 2009, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Eek! Anything over 3 inches kills my feet!

(I'm gonna get creamed for that comment, aren't I?!)

Probably for both of those sentences, actually.

Lion · 25 March 2009, 03:00 AM

Nope, will give you a free pass this time only!!!

JJ Irani · 25 March 2009, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Eek! Anything over 3 inches kills my feet!

(I'm gonna get creamed for that comment, aren't I?!)

You do realise you've just put both your feet into your mouth, Caroline.

Heaven help you when Bubba reads that!!

JJ Irani · 25 March 2009, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Probably both of those sentences, actually.

Carolina · 25 March 2009, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

You do realise you've just put both your feet into your mouth, Caroline.

Heaven help you when Bubba reads that!!

No worries, my friend. I guess I'm used to it!

redshirt1957 · 25 March 2009, 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Eek! Anything over 3 inches kills my feet!

(I'm gonna get creamed for that comment, aren't I?!)

Bet ole' MoneyShot76 will be around SHORTLY to put his mark on both those statements.

JJ Irani · 25 March 2009, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

No worries, my friend. I guess I'm used to it!

You are a good sport, Caroline!!

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Bet ole' MoneyShot76 will be around SHORTLY to put his mark on both those statements.

There he is, ladies and gentlemen....right on cue!!

Carolina · 25 March 2009, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

You are a good sport, Caroline!!

There he is, ladies and gentlemen....right on cue!!

Nothing like getting a thread derailed to put a smile on your face!

Lisa · 25 March 2009, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

You do realise you've just put both your feet into your mouth, Caroline.

Heaven help you when Bubba reads that!!

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Originally Posted by Carolina

No worries, my friend. I guess I'm used to it!

And here's hoping you took off the high heels first!

25 March 2009, 12:20 AM	#38
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Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Lisa, I can only imagine what it must be like to wear heels when you are pregnant and waddling!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Nope, will give you a free pass this time only!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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sini1717 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: PAUL Location: u k Watch: WHITE FACE DAYTONA Posts: 632	Only last week.My daughter who is six and has some learning difficulty's, Had a spelling test at school,she very happily announced over dinner that she had got all her spellings correct at school today. Knowing Kate as we do, Gill my wife said to her, You didn't cheat did you, Kate replied no, But Martin did. He had his book open so he could see all the words and his paper on top of the page next to it. He is really naughty she said. I then asked Kate where she was sitting for the test. Kate's reply was. Next to Martin!!

25 March 2009, 02:21 AM	#48
ijen0311 "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Jen Location: Jax, FL Watch: Sea-Dweller Posts: 3,977	I was on a conference call (statewide). The woman leading the call talks a lot and has a very... grating voice. There was someone (a man) who was not on mute. When she started talking, he loudly said "BLAH BLAH BLAH". We're still not sure who it was

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