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Old 14 July 2009, 10:50 AM   #31
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One slip of the tounge, and I am in trouble once again.
Probably TMI, but Max mentioned something about his sister's Volvo the other day. Sometimes I do understand the reasoning behind teaching your kids cutsie names for body parts.
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Old 14 July 2009, 11:17 AM   #32
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Good to know all ended with everyone still breathing. Are you sure it was only 100 KM/h? By the looks of that steel pipe fence, it looks like 100 MP/h...........

On the bright side, in the U.S. you could have gotten a fine on top of the damage to the car.

The senior gentleman could have gotten a ticket for jaywalking........(or something).
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Old 14 July 2009, 11:30 AM   #33
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Jocke, glad you are okay. Aren't you also glad you made fodder for this Forum!!!
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Old 14 July 2009, 01:05 PM   #34
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One slip of the tounge, and I am in trouble once again.


If we ever meet in person, you are not allowed to kiss my GF on the cheek.

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Old 14 July 2009, 02:10 PM   #35
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Probably TMI, but Max mentioned something about his sister's Volvo the other day. Sometimes I do understand the reasoning behind teaching your kids cutsie names for body parts.
Phoebe calls it her "groinette."

Which makes me laugh really hard!
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Old 14 July 2009, 02:27 PM   #36
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I have been know to pay top dollar for a leaking Vulva.
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Old 14 July 2009, 05:27 PM   #37
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Glad you're safe, Jocke.

Screw that Volvo.....looks like a POS anyway!!
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Old 14 July 2009, 09:25 PM   #38
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Phoebe calls it her "groinette."

Which makes me laugh really hard!
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Old 14 July 2009, 10:17 PM   #39
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If we ever meet in person, you are not allowed to kiss my GF on the cheek.

She does not have to drop her pants for a kiss.
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Old 14 July 2009, 10:19 PM   #40
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Phoebe calls it her "groinette."

Which makes me laugh really hard!

Our girls call it their nu-nu (sounds like new-new). Our family policy is (don't ask; don't tell).
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Old 15 July 2009, 01:05 AM   #41
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Our girls call it their nu-nu (sounds like new-new). Our family policy is (don't ask; don't tell).
Now that's cute - in a Teletubbies kind of way. "Naughty little Nu-Nu."
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Old 15 July 2009, 02:25 AM   #42
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Thank the lord I missed the bulk of this one....

As for children naming their parts...for goodness sake, we are British over here...we don't even recognise that people have such parts....crikey...it would put the Queen in a completely different light if I thought about...arrrgghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!



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Old 15 July 2009, 04:09 AM   #43
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How in the world did we get from a Volvo to this?


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Old 15 July 2009, 04:34 AM   #45
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I wonder that too, but with 2 broken ribs who care?



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Old 15 July 2009, 04:41 AM   #46
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I wonder that too, but with 2 broken ribs who care?



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Sorry to hear that you broke some ribs!! I heard that can be pretty painful! How do you feel now a day later?


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Old 15 July 2009, 07:00 AM   #47
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You have two broken ribs? Jocke, I didn't know you got hurt.... poor guy. Rest easy, and here's hopes for a speedy recovery.
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I wonder that too, but with 2 broken ribs who care?



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Thank the lord I missed the bulk of this one....

As for children naming their parts...for goodness sake, we are British over here...we don't even recognise that people have such parts....crikey...it would put the Queen in a completely different light if I thought about...arrrgghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!



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Couldn't agree more. The immodesty of it all makes me blush.

Can you believe, Jimbits, that in the USA (and other parts of our glorious empire) not only do they have pet names for their privates, they also do not even cover the legs on the tables and chairs !

Do the words "moral torpitude" mean nothing to these people ?

And the rest of you can stop your amusing nonsense, and give poor Joacim's ribs a chance to heal.
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Jocke, does it only hurt when you laugh?
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Sorry to hear that you broke some ribs!! I heard that can be pretty painful! How do you feel now a day later?


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You have two broken ribs? Jocke, I didn't know you got hurt.... poor guy. Rest easy, and here's hopes for a speedy recovery.
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No problems with my ribs, it was just a note to the hijackers.



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Jocke, does it only hurt when you laugh?
Nope, then I have been in real trouble.



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