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layne · 17 July 2009, 03:02 PM

There is a wristwatch called Rolex
Through Hillary tamed Everest
Through the skies with Pan Am
This tool goes beyond land
Even scaled the depths with Comex!

Jimbits76 · 17 July 2009, 07:31 PM

There once was a WIS from Nantucket
Who dropped his watch into a bucket
Alas it's too late
For it was his Day Date
But he shrugged and then muttered "Oh well never mind"

J

Starwalker · 17 July 2009, 07:58 PM

There once was a man with a Rolex,
Who always looked very perplexed,
Because his complex clock
could get him no sex!
Oh..boy...was he vexed!!!

Colnago · 17 July 2009, 08:02 PM

There was a sport diver from Essex
Who always went down in a Rolex
When he was wreck diving
His watch was surviving
Because it was issued by Comex

Andad · 17 July 2009, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

There once was a WIS from Nantucket
Who dropped his watch into a bucket
Alas it's too late
For it was his Day Date
But he shrugged and then muttered "Oh well never mind"

J

Too good Jim.

FBender · 17 July 2009, 10:57 PM

LOLX is giving away Rolex pouches
TRFers are getting off their couches
FBenders a winner
He eats limericks for dinner
The rest are just slouches

hsfrank · 17 July 2009, 11:16 PM

My Rolex I pined for
A new kitchen she whined for
So then I wrote 2 checks
Now we're up to our necks
In debt that I signed for

hsfrank · 17 July 2009, 11:27 PM

My Rolex has hands of four
To tell time in two zones more
For pilots at first
Then others who thirst
For that beauty displayed in the store.

hsfrank · 18 July 2009, 12:45 AM

While wearing my Rolex GMT
A lady of ill repute did I see
We negotiated her price
For a body quite nice
Now several hundred richer is she.

Gerry · 18 July 2009, 11:50 PM

Last year my wife said to me
Buy a Rolex - what's your choice to be?
I scoured the site
By day and by night
And said "Blue sixteen sixty-one three!"

kyle L · 19 July 2009, 12:22 AM

This is really terrible, I'm warning you!

There once was a Chap with pearly whites,
he probably could bite through the armor of Medieval Knights.
His head's shiny like watches,
His collection only has Rolex, no Swatches,
But he can save all those boring, lonely nights!

JJ the Gr8 Gr8

Gerry · 19 July 2009, 07:16 AM

A delicate chap named Fellini
Whilst sipping a champagne Bellini
Complained of the weight
Of his watch with no date .....
On his wrist was a Rolex Cellini!

Gerry · 19 July 2009, 07:22 AM

A gentleman I will call Bub
Sang praises of his Rolex Sub
It would not skip a beat
In snow, fire or sleet
But I'd rather stay here in my tub.

Gerry · 19 July 2009, 07:25 AM

There once was a young blonde called Bee
When asked of two hounds at her knee
Said one is called Rolex
The other's called Timex
I needed some watchdogs, you see!

jdc · 19 July 2009, 07:27 AM

Tripping the light fantastic
Dame Bitsy nearly blew a gasket
when Bubba and his GMT
ended up having tea
with Shaggy, Mr Bombastic

jdc · 19 July 2009, 07:48 AM

A fine fellow called Prince
liked a drop of absinthe
its a conspiracy he cried
to which the green fairy replied
ssshhh or I will turn your Rolex into quince

Gerry · 19 July 2009, 06:41 PM

A Rolex Explorer you see
Has now become my cup of tea
It's elegance, grace
and classic black face
Won me when sported by Lee

swatty · 19 July 2009, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

Last year my wife said to me
Buy a Rolex - what's your choice to be?
I scoured the site
By day and by night
And said "Blue sixteen sixty-one three!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

A delicate chap named Fellini
Whilst sipping a champagne Bellini
Complained of the weight
Of his watch with no date .....
On his wrist was a Rolex Cellini!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

A gentleman I will call Bub
Sang praises of his Rolex Sub
It would not skip a beat
In snow, fire or sleet
But I'd rather stay here in my tub.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

There once was a young blonde called Bee
When asked of two hounds at her knee
Said one is called Rolex
The other's called Timex
I needed some watchdogs, you see!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

A Rolex Explorer you see
Has now become my cup of tea
It's elegance, grace
and classic black face
Won me when sported by Lee

Looks like you want a green pouch

The first one is very good

jdc · 19 July 2009, 08:00 PM

there was a tourist from Jakata
who really liked to barter
he bought a Rolex
found it was a Folex
Phucket, next time it was going to be Antarctica

Gerry · 19 July 2009, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swatty

Looks like you want a green pouch

The first one is very good

Actually, it's just fun writing limericks!

The first and the last ones are absolutely true :)

dentman · 20 July 2009, 12:35 AM

A friend of mine once knew a fella
Who went out and bought a Sea-Dweller
He feared that his wife
Would give him some strife
And said sod it I'd better not tell 'er

dentman · 20 July 2009, 04:19 AM

A lady I know called Laura
Bought her husband a Rolex Explorer
It wasn't that hard
She paid with HIS card
And now he is quite a bit poorer!

erwin · 20 July 2009, 04:32 AM

The SD is a Rolex classic
Everything in it is fantastic
Whereever I go
Whatever I do
My sd always gets through!

dentman · 20 July 2009, 05:17 AM

I had an old GMT Master
The timekeeping was a disaster
I slackened the back
Poured oil in the crack
But it still didn't make it run faster!

theloxmyth · 20 July 2009, 06:50 AM

I have a new Rolex I love.
It fits on my wrist like a glove.
I'd reveal to my honey,
If I only had money,
The third Rolex I'd buy in spite of!

theloxmyth · 20 July 2009, 06:55 AM

Over and over tried I,
to win a green pouch via vie.
I've set my sights higher,
'cause "Rolex inspires".
And gave it another try!

Gerry · 20 July 2009, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dentman

A friend of mine once knew a fella
Who went out and bought a Sea-Dweller
He feared that his wife
Would give him some strife
And said sod it I'd better not tell 'er

Quote:

Originally Posted by dentman

A lady I know called Laura
Bought her husband a Rolex Explorer
It wasn't that hard
She paid with HIS card
And now he is quite a bit poorer!

Very good!!!

T5AUS · 20 July 2009, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

Very good!!!

X 2, winners for sure

bodybump · 20 July 2009, 03:38 PM

I joined TRF
and wife said.."What the F "
Nags all the time
on me not making a dime
Told her shut up..and gave her a serial F!!

jdc · 20 July 2009, 06:06 PM

Its Rolex that make us bind
TRF makes us unwind
so let us congratulate
ourselves as we contemplate
that this forum is one of a kind

17 July 2009, 07:58 PM	#33
Starwalker "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: aroundtheworld Watch: SS Daytona - BLACK Posts: 2,261	There once was a man with a Rolex, Who always looked very perplexed, Because his complex clock could get him no sex! Oh..boy...was he vexed!!! __________________ 116520 Black - 116500 White - 116713LN - 116613LB - Panerai 389 - Chopard Mille Miglia GMT Chronograph - Chopard LUC Sport 2000 - Moser Pioneer Centre Seconds

17 July 2009, 08:02 PM	#34
Colnago "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Real Name: Bill Hart Location: Richmond, NY, UK Watch: Rlx=3, Tdr=3, Om=3 Posts: 3,053	There was a sport diver from Essex Who always went down in a Rolex When he was wreck diving His watch was surviving Because it was issued by Comex __________________ Bill "There's only three kinds of people in this world....those that can count....and those that can't" TRF's "JJ's" Bar & NightClub Patron

17 July 2009, 11:16 PM	#37
hsfrank "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Herbert Frank Location: Middletown,De Watch: President Posts: 1,641	My Rolex I pined for A new kitchen she whined for So then I wrote 2 checks Now we're up to our necks In debt that I signed for __________________ Time and Tide wait for no man Rolex Cellini 4133 Tudor North Flag HERS: Rolex TTDJ

17 July 2009, 11:27 PM	#38
hsfrank "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Herbert Frank Location: Middletown,De Watch: President Posts: 1,641	My Rolex has hands of four To tell time in two zones more For pilots at first Then others who thirst For that beauty displayed in the store. __________________ Time and Tide wait for no man Rolex Cellini 4133 Tudor North Flag HERS: Rolex TTDJ

18 July 2009, 12:45 AM	#39
hsfrank "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Herbert Frank Location: Middletown,De Watch: President Posts: 1,641	A new one While wearing my Rolex GMT A lady of ill repute did I see We negotiated her price For a body quite nice Now several hundred richer is she. __________________ Time and Tide wait for no man Rolex Cellini 4133 Tudor North Flag HERS: Rolex TTDJ

17 July 2009, 03:02 PM	#31
layne "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Real Name: John Location: Australia Watch: Rolex Posts: 253	There is a wristwatch called Rolex Through Hillary tamed Everest Through the skies with Pan Am This tool goes beyond land Even scaled the depths with Comex!

17 July 2009, 07:31 PM	#32
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	There once was a WIS from Nantucket Who dropped his watch into a bucket Alas it's too late For it was his Day Date But he shrugged and then muttered "Oh well never mind" J

17 July 2009, 10:57 PM	#36
FBender Member Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Phil Location: Perth Australia Watch: LV Posts: 201	LOLX is giving away Rolex pouches TRFers are getting off their couches FBenders a winner He eats limericks for dinner The rest are just slouches

18 July 2009, 11:50 PM	#40
Gerry "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Melbourne, Aus. Watch: Z Series 16613 Posts: 887	Last year my wife said to me Buy a Rolex - what's your choice to be? I scoured the site By day and by night And said "Blue sixteen sixty-one three!" __________________

19 July 2009, 12:22 AM	#41
kyle L "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: USA Watch: Rolex Explorer I Posts: 10,278	This is really terrible, I'm warning you! There once was a Chap with pearly whites, he probably could bite through the armor of Medieval Knights. His head's shiny like watches, His collection only has Rolex, no Swatches, But he can save all those boring, lonely nights! JJ the Gr8 Gr8

19 July 2009, 07:16 AM	#42
Gerry "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Melbourne, Aus. Watch: Z Series 16613 Posts: 887	A delicate chap named Fellini Whilst sipping a champagne Bellini Complained of the weight Of his watch with no date ..... On his wrist was a Rolex Cellini! __________________

19 July 2009, 07:22 AM	#43
Gerry "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Melbourne, Aus. Watch: Z Series 16613 Posts: 887	A gentleman I will call Bub Sang praises of his Rolex Sub It would not skip a beat In snow, fire or sleet But I'd rather stay here in my tub. __________________

19 July 2009, 07:25 AM	#44
Gerry "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Melbourne, Aus. Watch: Z Series 16613 Posts: 887	There once was a young blonde called Bee When asked of two hounds at her knee Said one is called Rolex The other's called Timex I needed some watchdogs, you see! __________________

19 July 2009, 07:27 AM	#45
jdc "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: UK Posts: 7,023	Tripping the light fantastic Dame Bitsy nearly blew a gasket when Bubba and his GMT ended up having tea with Shaggy, Mr Bombastic

19 July 2009, 07:48 AM	#46
jdc "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: UK Posts: 7,023	A fine fellow called Prince liked a drop of absinthe its a conspiracy he cried to which the green fairy replied ssshhh or I will turn your Rolex into quince

19 July 2009, 06:41 PM	#47
Gerry "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Melbourne, Aus. Watch: Z Series 16613 Posts: 887	A Rolex Explorer you see Has now become my cup of tea It's elegance, grace and classic black face Won me when sported by Lee __________________

19 July 2009, 08:00 PM	#49
jdc "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: UK Posts: 7,023	there was a tourist from Jakata who really liked to barter he bought a Rolex found it was a Folex Phucket, next time it was going to be Antarctica

20 July 2009, 12:35 AM	#51
dentman "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: kenny Location: uk Watch: This Space! Posts: 158	A friend of mine once knew a fella Who went out and bought a Sea-Dweller He feared that his wife Would give him some strife And said sod it I'd better not tell 'er

20 July 2009, 04:19 AM	#52
dentman "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: kenny Location: uk Watch: This Space! Posts: 158	A lady I know called Laura Bought her husband a Rolex Explorer It wasn't that hard She paid with HIS card And now he is quite a bit poorer!

20 July 2009, 04:32 AM	#53
erwin - Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Erwin Location: Hollywood, Ca Watch: SD Posts: 1,032	The SD is a Rolex classic Everything in it is fantastic Whereever I go Whatever I do My sd always gets through! __________________ Your watch silently speaks about your character! sd/datejust/tudor/a couple of vintage omegas/tissotMB Meisterstuck Bordeaux pen/MB Noblesse Oblige/Starwalker/MB Classique Fountain pen/MB no 149

20 July 2009, 05:17 AM	#54
dentman "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: kenny Location: uk Watch: This Space! Posts: 158	I had an old GMT Master The timekeeping was a disaster I slackened the back Poured oil in the crack But it still didn't make it run faster!

20 July 2009, 06:50 AM	#55
theloxmyth 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: NY Posts: 6,382	In spite of my honey, if I had the money... I have a new Rolex I love. It fits on my wrist like a glove. I'd reveal to my honey, If I only had money, The third Rolex I'd buy in spite of! __________________ Craig, The (I'm JUST a) Loxmyth. If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. — Albert Einstein (1879-1955) TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION IS ENABLED. Last edited by theloxmyth; 20 July 2009 at 06:58 AM.. Reason: Switched lines : )

20 July 2009, 06:55 AM	#56
theloxmyth 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: NY Posts: 6,382	If at first you don't succeed... Over and over tried I, to win a green pouch via vie. I've set my sights higher, 'cause "Rolex inspires". And gave it another try! __________________ Craig, The (I'm JUST a) Loxmyth. If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. — Albert Einstein (1879-1955) TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION IS ENABLED.

20 July 2009, 03:38 PM	#59
bodybump ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2024 SubLV41 Sponsor & Boutique Seller Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Oscar Location: Florida Watch: Me!!! Posts: 23,233	I joined TRF and wife said.."What the F " Nags all the time on me not making a dime Told her shut up..and gave her a serial F!! Attached Images __________________

20 July 2009, 06:06 PM	#60
jdc "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: UK Posts: 7,023	Its Rolex that make us bind TRF makes us unwind so let us congratulate ourselves as we contemplate that this forum is one of a kind

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