You know you're getting old when...

[Moondoggy]

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

When your short-term memory starts failing.










When your short-term memory starts failing

I should never had that donut before swimming

[marianhunter]

I don't use the elevator and go up to my fourth floor on foot. And I've decided for myself that when I don't want to walk up, it means I've gotten old.

[airchitect]

When you require hearing protection at every concert and sporting event so the whooshing in your ears doesn’t get worse… and your wife agrees.


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[brandrea]

Originally Posted by airchitect

When you require hearing protection at every concert and sporting event so the whooshing in your ears doesn’t get worse… and your wife agrees.


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I can totally relate

[DonRickles]

When the music you listened to as a kid becomes, "The Oldies".....

[Tri-Tip]

Originally Posted by John Deaux

I wouldn't be offended at that, I am 50 and have been called sir for more years than I can remember. On the flip side, I often say the same to others, it's just respect...not disrespect.

Now, let me tell you a slap in the face, me and my wife went to a local fast food place last week and the kid at the register asked if I got a senior discount, ....I actually laughed out loud. My wife missed it and asked when we sat down what was so funny, she then busted out laughing as well.

The answer to that is ALWAYS yes, whether you qualify or not, they think you do, so take the discount!!!

[AzPaul]

When you see something comes on at 9:00 and you already know you'll never make it to the end.

[Ghost410]

Originally Posted by airchitect

When you require hearing protection at every concert and sporting event so the whooshing in your ears doesn’t get worse… and your wife agrees.


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Whooshing? That’ll be fun to look forward to instead of the constant high pitched tinnitus.

[TheVTCGuy]

When you have one of those nights where there are so many trips to the bathroom you mine as well sleep in the bathtub

[JParm]

Originally Posted by AzPaul

When you see something comes on at 9:00 and you already know you'll never make it to the end.

8*.

[Clockmeister]

When a family member cuts you off mid sentence and finishes the story that you already told them 100 times.

[Kensk]

3PM is nap time

[Petroc Tremaine]

It was when a young person stood up and offered me a seat on a bus.

[Speedbird-1]

When you have to sit on the bed, to put your socks on.

[THC]

When you’re glad it was only a fart

[AzPaul]

When you notice that sports teams are already replacing the stadiums that replaced the stadiums that you grew up with.

[DoricSpiker]

When your family say “he’s had a fall…….”


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[sah]

Young ones are constantly thinking of sex.
Middle aged focus on money.
Old only obsess about their bowels.

[airchitect]

You need to sleep in a chair

You shop for earplugs before a concert

You decide oatmeal actually taste good


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[superdog]

When you pee multiple times a night.

[fmc000]

Originally Posted by superdog

When you pee multiple times a night.

This (unfortunately).

[Krash]

Originally Posted by superdog

When you pee multiple times a night.

I’m not there yet, but I’m probably jinxing myself by posting this.


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[fmc000]

Originally Posted by Krash

I’m not there yet, but I’m probably jinxing myself by posting this.

It's bad, trust me, but manageable as long as you can make it to the bathroom

[REQUIEMnJADED4U]

When you lower the volume of the radio so you can see better while driving.

Seriously though, for me it was when athletes you watched get drafted are now getting inducted into the hall of fame after being retired for 5 years.

[Maleg]

Originally Posted by superdog

When you pee multiple times a night.

Choose your urologist wisely. Shop around and don’t hesitate to jump to the next one if you’re not getting good results.

[East Bay Rider]

Originally Posted by Moondoggy

You know your getting old when the cyclops isn't magnified enough.

The struggle is real.

[JTL31]

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

When you have one of those nights where there are so many trips to the bathroom you mine as well sleep in the bathtub

Originally Posted by superdog

When you pee multiple times a night.

Originally Posted by fmc000

It's bad, trust me, but manageable as long as you can make it to the bathroom

Whew! Good to know this isn’t just a female issue.
But, do you slightly pee after you sneeze? …
…that might just be cuz I had the whole pregnancy, labor, birth thing going on though.
[okay…TMI]

[AzPaul]

Originally Posted by REQUIEMnJADED4U

Seriously though, for me it was when athletes you watched get drafted are now getting inducted into the hall of fame after being retired for 5 years.

I remember watching Ken Griffey play with the Reds.
Then Ken Griffey Jr with the Mariners.
Then about 10 years ago, Jr's son Trey played WR for my college team.
Thinking I should still be around the 4th generation.
Maybe even the 5th.

[Case61]

Originally Posted by Dan Pierce

My wife & I stand on either ends of the house and scream 'WHAT"?
dP

My wife and I text each other from the ends of the house. (And, yes, we still like each other, it's just easier.)

[White Collar Boy]

Originally Posted by JTL31

Whew! Good to know this isn’t just a female issue.
But, do you slightly pee after you sneeze? …
…that might just be cuz I had the whole pregnancy, labor, birth thing going on though.
[okay…TMI]

It’s okay! Guys lose bladder tone too, but from peeing in the pool or the gym shower.