Haven't we been here before?

[donq]

Having been primarily a lurker on this fine forum, I can't help but have noticed a few recurring themes brought up from time to time.

I've tried to list a few but if you can think of any others feel free to add to the list...

1: I JUST BOUGHT A ROLEX!!! LOOK!!!!

2: Can I get my Submariner wet?

3: Is this a real Rolex?

4: Submariner Vs. Seamaster!!!

5: My Rolex broke! I think they should give me a brand new one and maybe a back massage..

6: I bought a loupe and found a microscopic scratch on my dial! I called my AD but it's two A.M. and they're not answering! What should I do??

7: Here is my Rolex on the beach, with a cup of coffee, glass of whiskey, golf club, pair of fetid dingos kidneys etc...

5: Is my watch too small/big?

6: Your watch is too small/big.

7: All watches are too small/big.

8: Is Rolex the best watch in the world?

9: New Rolexes are crap..Vintage is the best!

10: Old Rolexes are for old men and the clasp is a bit of stamped tin. Buy a new one!

11: What was Rolex thinking? Didn't they read my post?

12: Should I buy this?

13: Should I sell this and buy that?

14: My Rolex loses two seconds a week! Who do I call in Switzerland to complain?

15: I love my Rolex SOOOOO much!

16: What does a watch winder do?

17: Can I clean my Rolex with ammonia/ dish soap/ oven cleaner/ sandblaster etc..?

18: Does anyone actually wear their Rolex? Really?

19: Here's a guy who wore his rolex for 38 years straight. Wish I could do that.

20: I dropped my Rolex and it almost broke, but it didn't. Yay!

21: I bought six Rolexes last week. Do I have a problem?


I'm sure there are more but I have stuff to do.