Who’d win this fight?

[East Bay Rider]

Science.
https://a-z-animals.com/blog/silverb...in-in-a-fight/

[BNA/LION]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

Silverback Gorilla or Grizzly Bear?

~REPORTED~

You are not asking the right question here... Winner is obvious!

[77T]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

Silverback Gorilla or Grizzly Bear?

The promoter…


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

[Moondoggy]

I think a lion could take them both out.

[superdog]

This could be a regular thread.

Various different match ups. Fun to see the different answers.

[brandrea]

Originally Posted by superdog

This could be a regular thread.

Various different match ups. Fun to see the different answers.

Love the idea....

I offer this match up ...

Brad Pitt vs. Tom Cruise

20220809_092321.jpg20220809_092351.jpg

Sent from my SM-G960W using Tapatalk

[Star Ferry]

Originally Posted by brandrea

Love the idea....

I offer this match up ...

Brad Pitt vs. Tom Cruise

Attachment 1311203Attachment 1311204

Sent from my SM-G960W using Tapatalk

I think Tom beats Brad. They’re both about 60. Tom was in excellent shape, even going shirtless for that beach football scene, in Top Gun Maverick. He’s also totally sober from drugs/alcohol/tobacco.

Brad is a few inches taller, and per Google he’s sober now but has damaged himself with drugs/alcohol in the past. Has anyone seen bullet train? Is he doing any difficult stunts on his own or just fake punching people on a train?

Wild card here is that a lot of actors take steroids. If Brad roided up for Bullet Train, while Tom stayed au naturale to pass Scientology audits — then it’s a closer fight, but ultimately I still give it to Tom because he’s insane and would fight dirty.

[superdog]

Originally Posted by brandrea

Love the idea....

I offer this match up ...

Brad Pitt vs. Tom Cruise

Attachment 1311203Attachment 1311204

Sent from my SM-G960W using Tapatalk

This is great. Hard to say.

But I’m going Cruise on this one. Tough match up though. I’d pay to see that fight.

[Phrank]

Originally Posted by brandrea

Love the idea....

I offer this match up ...

Brad Pitt vs. Tom Cruise



Sent from my SM-G960W using Tapatalk

I'm gonna go with Cruise, he's got the focus, is in great shape, and let's face it, he probably has laser beams for eyes!

[Booth9999]

Originally Posted by pickettt

Nope, still Grizzly.

I’ve seen a video of a pack of full grown wolves (not much smaller than the said bears, maybe 1/3 to 1/2 their size) attacking 3 brown bears where the bears are literally quartering a wolf. It’s not even a fight. The other wolves are trying to get at the bears, but they are nothing more than a nuisance. They cannot even get past the bears’ fur. The bears only turn around to shoo them away, then back to the one they’re dismantling. (I know we weren’t talking about brown bears or wolves, just some visual)

I’d say man is the only primate, or animal period, that could contest a grizzly and that would take high power weapons and distance. If I don’t have the distance…..I’d have to play dead and rely on the fact that they’re not normally that aggressive.

Grizzly all day and twice on Sunday. Anyone who thinks otherwise has not seen a full sized grizzly bear, they are truly awe inspiring creatures. Seeing them near each other would leave little doubt. The polar bear would be its only even competition as they are larger than grizzly’s.

[superdog]

Originally Posted by Booth9999

Grizzly all day and twice on Sunday. Anyone who thinks otherwise has not seen a full sized grizzly bear, they are truly awe inspiring creatures. Seeing them near each other would leave little doubt. The polar bear would be its only even competition as they are larger than grizzly’s.

Yep. Polar bears are nasty!

[TK-710]

I’d bet a periwinkle blue caravan on Pitt.

[pickettt]

Originally Posted by TK-710

I’d bet a periwinkle blue caravan on Pitt.

“Did you understand a word he just said?”

[Ferdelious]

Originally Posted by TK-710

I’d bet a periwinkle blue caravan on Pitt.

It's not for me, it's for me Ma.

[Atone]

This has been the most entertaining thread this year. ANOTHER CHEWEY!

[Chewbacca]

Originally Posted by Atone

This has been the most entertaining thread this year. ANOTHER CHEWEY!

It was more a scientific pivot on my part but I’m happy you enjoyed it.

(Back to the drawing board)

[Blansky]

I think Brad Pitt's stunt double is tougher than Tom Cruise's or Chuck Norris' stunt double.

[Chewbacca]

Brad was a boozer and heavy smoker. I don’t think he’d last too long. Gotta go with Tom on this one Bri.

[Blansky]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

Brad was a boozer and heavy smoker.

The perfect definition of a great bar fighter.

[904VT]

Originally Posted by Atone

FFS dude. can we have ONE PLACE on the internet without this stupidity

We almost made it to what Mike Judge's envisioned year 2505 would look like... ironically also about hibernation.


Let's get back to CJ Hanna's wild world of animals

P.S. Jack Hanna was a legend. His show will be greatly missed as he struggles thru his health issues. Wishing him the best. While the topic of the thread is somewhat immature (sorry CJ, but my dad can beat up your dad jk), it is interesting to discuss animals nonetheless.

[Speedbird-1]

A big male Honey Badger would see off all comers.
They are the Mike Tyson of land based bite fighters .....absolutely fearless, ferocious, and ultra-smart.

[superdog]

Originally Posted by Speedbird-1

A big male Honey Badger would see off all comers.
They are the Mike Tyson of land based bite fighters .....absolutely fearless, ferocious, and ultra-smart.

Honey badgers are bad a$$!!

[Hoodoo]

the one that has the rolex on the wrist win lol

[MILGAUSS88]

Well duh, a bear would win.

Now if you had said a bear versus a school of tuna, then that's a different story...........

[TK-710]

Originally Posted by MILGAUSS88

Well duh, a bear would win.

Now if you had said a bear versus a school of tuna, then that's a different story...........

Yes especially if the Tuna “developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt the bear and it’s family and corner the bear it’s children, and its offspring.”
How?
The Tuna “will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp and will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give the tuna enough time to figure out where the bear lives, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk the bear… The bear is now out gunned and out-manned.”


Originally this concept was explored be wild animal researchers in the scientifically accurate film “the Other Guys” in which Tuna established this method to hunt lion after eating one and acquiring a taste for it off the coast of Africa but I believe MILGAUSS88 is correct in that it could be adopted for bear. And by researchers I mean to NYPD detectives threatening each other. And by scientifically accurate I mean an absolute work of fiction.

[MILGAUSS88]

Originally Posted by TK-710

Yes especially if the Tuna “developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt the bear and it’s family and corner the bear it’s children, and its offspring.”
How?
The Tuna “will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp and will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give the tuna enough time to figure out where the bear lives, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk the bear… The bear is now out gunned and out-manned.”


Originally this concept was explored be wild animal researchers in the scientifically accurate film “the Other Guys” in which Tuna established this method to hunt lion after eating one and acquiring a taste for it off the coast of Africa but I believe MILGAUSS88 is correct in that it could be adopted for bear. And by researchers I mean to NYPD detectives threatening each other. And by scientifically accurate I mean an absolute work of fiction.

EXACTLY, you know what I'm talking about.

[Phrank]

Grizzly, outweighs that Silverback and is a lot bigger, and claws that’d rip you open stem to stern. Seen Grizzlies up close (not planned) and the Silverback, as a smart primate, would book it the F outta there….

[Wcdhtwn]

Grizzly. Wouldn’t even be close.

[Ichiran]

I reckon lion vs gorilla would have been a fairer match-up. A grizzly will win against every land animal except elephant, rhino and hippo.

Or maybe the rhino/hippo to a grizzly is like a water buffalo to a lion.

[brandrea]

Originally Posted by Ichiran

… A grizzly will win against every land animal except elephant, rhino and hippo….

I wonder which bear is the apex predator … Polar or Grizzly?