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dentman · 21 July 2009, 07:33 PM

There was a young man from Verona
He was poor and a bit of a loner
A rich girl he met
And it got better yet
When she bought him a Rolex Daytona

Sweramic · 21 July 2009, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

A delicate chap named Fellini
Whilst sipping a champagne Bellini
Complained of the weight
Of his watch with no date .....
On his wrist was a Rolex Cellini!

My favorite!

Lol-x · 21 July 2009, 08:14 PM

Some great limericks, really excellent guys, making it very difficult to judge this one

Gerry · 21 July 2009, 11:43 PM

Something you should know about Strauss
Is the magnet he had in his house
which stretched door to door
and covered the floor
So that's why Strauss wore a Milgauss!

:)

Gerry · 22 July 2009, 12:02 AM

I cannot afford a Daytona
And don't want to sound like a moaner
My new Rolex Date
Is great so I'll wait
And just be a Rolex Date owner!

macstiltskin · 22 July 2009, 04:14 AM

There once was a Commie named Che,
Who sported a Pepsi, wha hey!
It did him no good,
This Marxist styled hood,
His Rolex...Well, taken away.

JJ Irani · 22 July 2009, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lol-x

Some great limericks, really excellent guys, making it very difficult to judge this one

Agreed, Steve......all very good......some truly outstanding!!

dentman · 22 July 2009, 04:16 AM

There was a young man from Nantucket
His Rolex fell into a bucket
The crown was unscrewed
I hate to be crude
But he jumped up and down and said F#%K IT!

macstiltskin · 26 July 2009, 05:51 AM

A man with a watch had a question

Some of us thought he was jesting

The answers he sought, to the cause of his fraught

Were as dumb as the original question

The Rolex now sits in it's box... Resting!

macstiltskin · 26 July 2009, 07:55 AM

A post got confused in translation

Which led to a MOD instigation

The ruckuss it caused,

Drew up cries from the hoards

The true culpit was Rolex fixation.

macstiltskin · 26 July 2009, 08:22 AM

A gentleman once started a thread

About a lady he claimed he had bed

little did he know, whlist composing this show.

His Rolex was stolen ...oh no

By the woman he just dissed, hey ho!

TempoKing · 26 July 2009, 08:39 AM

Rolex colors are green and gold
tell me time and make me feel old
Old like a milgauss with a price
to get you aroused.
Green and gold maybe some more
look around is quarter to four
But old man Wilsdorf had the wisdom
to set the watch for seven thirty
and all I get is something dirty....in my suede pouch...

Gerry · 26 July 2009, 10:28 AM

In Melbourne, an experimenting chap
Put his blue sub on a NATO strap
When questioned "Why thus?"
He said "Why the fuss?
JJ's too far to cause me mishap!"

ROLEX MAN · 27 July 2009, 09:02 PM

Can't take it anymore

who are the winners?

Andad · 27 July 2009, 09:30 PM

I can't take it anymore.

Lol-x · 27 July 2009, 10:21 PM

O.K. entries are closed and the winners will be announced shortly.........

Thank you very much to everyone for your participation, it is going to be a very tough one to decide

Gerry · 27 July 2009, 10:33 PM

Ok, one last one:

A dashing moderator named Lol-x
Had a

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lol-x

O.K. entries are closed and the winners will be announced shortly.........

Oh bugger! Maybe next time

Lol-x · 28 July 2009, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Idle Swede

There was a young man from Liverpool
Who found a gold ring around his tool
So he went to the clinic
And the doctor said cynic
It's only a Rolex you fool

Congrats you have won a genuine Rolex green suede pouch for this limerick

Lol-x · 28 July 2009, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dentman

A lady I know called Laura
Bought her husband a Rolex Explorer
It wasn't that hard
She paid with HIS card
And now he is quite a bit poorer!

Congratulations you will receive a genuine Rolex green suede pouch for the above limerick.

Lol-x · 28 July 2009, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

A delicate chap named Fellini
Whilst sipping a champagne Bellini
Complained of the weight
Of his watch with no date .....
On his wrist was a Rolex Cellini!

Congrats you will receive a genuine Rolex green suede pouch for the above limerick.

Lol-x · 28 July 2009, 09:19 AM

Thank you to everyone who entered and there were so many more whose limericks were worthy of being awarded a pouch.

Thank you DAVIDSW for his kind support in partly contributing to this giveaway.

If you were not lucky enough to receive a pouch, please do not despair as there are still a lot of opportunities in the soon to be forthcoming giveaways.

I appreciate everyones efforts and this was a lot of fun

The winners will need to send me by PM their postal names and addresses (which will remain private) for dispatch of the pouches.

weizhen77 · 28 July 2009, 09:23 AM

Congrates to Idle Swede, dentman and Gerry, Enjoy your Rolex Pouch!

watchbureau · 28 July 2009, 09:51 AM

There once was a man named REX,
Who met a woman with rough hands and had SEX,
They fell so much in love,
He bought her some gloves,
And she bought him his very first ROLEX.

couldn't resist adding, even thought late.

FBender · 28 July 2009, 03:44 PM

Thanks Steve. Great idea, some very sick people on this forum

Gerry · 28 July 2009, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weizhen77

Congrates to Idle Swede, dentman and Gerry, Enjoy your Rolex Pouch!

Thanks, Weizhen, I'm looking forward to it. I'm honoured to be in the company of Dentman and Idle Swede.

Andad · 28 July 2009, 06:02 PM

Just one more for the Boss.

There was a young Wissy called Steve
Who wore a GV up his sleeve
The dial it was was brown - at this he would frown
But he sorted this out I believe

Having won a Rolex pouch with a 'Rolex & food pix' I resisted the urge to post a limerick in this comp.

Well done to the winners - there were some great entries.

dentman · 28 July 2009, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lol-x

Congratulations you will receive a genuine Rolex green suede pouch for the above limerick.

'Til now I never did know it
But I guess I'm a bit of a poet
For this I can vouch
'Cos I've just won a pouch
When it comes I'll take pictures and show it!

Many thanks. PM on it's way.

swatty · 28 July 2009, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dentman

'Til now I never did know it
But I guess I'm a bit of a poet
For this I can vouch
'Cos I've just won a pouch
When it comes I'll take pictures and show it!

Many thanks. PM on it's way.

You are a poet

congrats
Also Congrats to Gerry and Idle Swede

macstiltskin · 28 July 2009, 08:26 PM

Well done guys, I've enjoyed this bit of fun ...infact I can't stop now.

There was a man from uk

Got caught in abit of a fray

his opponents were better

as was deemed by the setter

but he still keeps his Rolex, Ga day!

Armand · 29 July 2009, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Idle Swede

There was a young man from Liverpool
Who found a gold ring around his tool
So he went to the clinic
And the doctor said cynic
It's only a Rolex you fool

Hahahaha ...

21 July 2009, 08:14 PM	#63
Lol-x Facilitator Join Date: Nov 2005 Real Name: Steve Location: Omnipresent Posts: 33,593	Some great limericks, really excellent guys, making it very difficult to judge this one __________________ *Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.* ~Abraham Lincoln Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride. ~John F. Kennedy ROLEXploitation - yeah I'm a victim

21 July 2009, 11:43 PM	#64
Gerry "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Melbourne, Aus. Watch: Z Series 16613 Posts: 887	Something you should know about Strauss Is the magnet he had in his house which stretched door to door and covered the floor So that's why Strauss wore a Milgauss! :) __________________

22 July 2009, 12:02 AM	#65
Gerry "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Melbourne, Aus. Watch: Z Series 16613 Posts: 887	I cannot afford a Daytona And don't want to sound like a moaner My new Rolex Date Is great so I'll wait And just be a Rolex Date owner! __________________

22 July 2009, 04:14 AM	#66
macstiltskin Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: France Posts: 357	There once was a Commie named Che, Who sported a Pepsi, wha hey! It did him no good, This Marxist styled hood, His Rolex...Well, taken away. Attached Images

26 July 2009, 10:28 AM	#73
Gerry "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Melbourne, Aus. Watch: Z Series 16613 Posts: 887	In Melbourne, an experimenting chap Put his blue sub on a NATO strap When questioned "Why thus?" He said "Why the fuss? JJ's too far to cause me mishap!" Attached Images __________________

21 July 2009, 07:33 PM	#61
dentman "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: kenny Location: uk Watch: This Space! Posts: 158	There was a young man from Verona He was poor and a bit of a loner A rich girl he met And it got better yet When she bought him a Rolex Daytona

22 July 2009, 04:16 AM	#68
dentman "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: kenny Location: uk Watch: This Space! Posts: 158	There was a young man from Nantucket His Rolex fell into a bucket The crown was unscrewed I hate to be crude But he jumped up and down and said F#%K IT!

26 July 2009, 05:51 AM	#69
macstiltskin Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: France Posts: 357	A man with a watch had a question Some of us thought he was jesting The answers he sought, to the cause of his fraught Were as dumb as the original question The Rolex now sits in it's box... Resting!

26 July 2009, 07:55 AM	#70
macstiltskin Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: France Posts: 357	A post got confused in translation Which led to a MOD instigation The ruckuss it caused, Drew up cries from the hoards The true culpit was Rolex fixation.

26 July 2009, 08:22 AM	#71
macstiltskin Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: France Posts: 357	A gentleman once started a thread About a lady he claimed he had bed little did he know, whlist composing this show. His Rolex was stolen ...oh no By the woman he just dissed, hey ho!

26 July 2009, 08:39 AM	#72
TempoKing Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Anastasios Location: Athens Greece Watch: Rolex GMT 1675 Posts: 8,497	Rolex colors are green and gold tell me time and make me feel old Old like a milgauss with a price to get you aroused. Green and gold maybe some more look around is quarter to four But old man Wilsdorf had the wisdom to set the watch for seven thirty and all I get is something dirty....in my suede pouch...

27 July 2009, 09:02 PM	#74
ROLEX MAN 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: Home and Away Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,719	Can't take it anymore who are the winners? __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

27 July 2009, 09:30 PM	#75
Andad 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Eddie Location: Australia Watch: A few. Posts: 37,534	I can't take it anymore. __________________ E

27 July 2009, 10:21 PM	#76
Lol-x Facilitator Join Date: Nov 2005 Real Name: Steve Location: Omnipresent Posts: 33,593	O.K. entries are closed and the winners will be announced shortly......... Thank you very much to everyone for your participation, it is going to be a very tough one to decide __________________ *Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.* ~Abraham Lincoln Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride. ~John F. Kennedy ROLEXploitation - yeah I'm a victim

28 July 2009, 09:19 AM	#81
Lol-x Facilitator Join Date: Nov 2005 Real Name: Steve Location: Omnipresent Posts: 33,593	Thank you to everyone who entered and there were so many more whose limericks were worthy of being awarded a pouch. Thank you DAVIDSW for his kind support in partly contributing to this giveaway. If you were not lucky enough to receive a pouch, please do not despair as there are still a lot of opportunities in the soon to be forthcoming giveaways. I appreciate everyones efforts and this was a lot of fun The winners will need to send me by PM their postal names and addresses (which will remain private) for dispatch of the pouches. __________________ *Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.* ~Abraham Lincoln Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride. ~John F. Kennedy ROLEXploitation - yeah I'm a victim

28 July 2009, 09:23 AM	#82
weizhen77 Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Real Name: Weizhen Location: Singapore Watch: Rolex Explorer I Posts: 162	Congrates to Idle Swede, dentman and Gerry, Enjoy your Rolex Pouch!

28 July 2009, 09:51 AM	#83
watchbureau "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Real Name: Steve Location: MICHIGAN STATE Watch: 1675 Posts: 488	LimRick There once was a man named REX, Who met a woman with rough hands and had SEX, They fell so much in love, He bought her some gloves, And she bought him his very first ROLEX. couldn't resist adding, even thought late.

28 July 2009, 03:44 PM	#84
FBender Member Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Phil Location: Perth Australia Watch: LV Posts: 201	Thanks Steve. Great idea, some very sick people on this forum

28 July 2009, 06:02 PM	#86
Andad 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Eddie Location: Australia Watch: A few. Posts: 37,534	Just one more for the Boss. There was a young Wissy called Steve Who wore a GV up his sleeve The dial it was was brown - at this he would frown But he sorted this out I believe Having won a Rolex pouch with a 'Rolex & food pix' I resisted the urge to post a limerick in this comp. Well done to the winners - there were some great entries. __________________ E

28 July 2009, 08:26 PM	#89
macstiltskin Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: France Posts: 357	Well done guys, I've enjoyed this bit of fun ...infact I can't stop now. There was a man from uk Got caught in abit of a fray his opponents were better as was deemed by the setter but he still keeps his Rolex, Ga day!

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