Who’d win this fight?

[superdog]

Originally Posted by brandrea

They are HUGE. We ran into one on a hike on the Cabbot trial out east. Scared shi**less, not gonna lie.

Supposedly they are angry and mean too.

I’ve seen one stomp on a dumb tourist that got to close once. It was brutal to watch.

[brandrea]

Originally Posted by superdog

Supposedly they are angry and mean too.



I’ve seen one stomp on a dumb tourist that got to close once. It was brutal to watch.

That had to be awful. Probably an understatement, but I'm Sure they were hurt pretty badly.



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[Speedbird-1]

Originally Posted by Mick6948

Bears are viscous!

What, in a high resistance to flow or, sticky sense?

[pickettt]

Originally Posted by superdog

Supposedly they are angry and mean too.

I’ve seen one stomp on a dumb tourist that got to close once. It was brutal to watch.

I don’t too much care for tourists either.

[Boopie]

Grizzly and Pitt.

The interesting matchup would be a grizzly against a tiger.

[MrGoat]

Alright let’s switch it up a bit.

Mike Tyson Vs silverback gorilla?

Oddly enough the Champ actually tried to pay a zookeeper 10k to be let into the gorilla enclosure to fight a gorilla that was bullying other ones at the zoo.

https://www.givemesport.com/1756677-...erback-gorilla


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[pickettt]

Originally Posted by MrGoat

Alright let’s switch it up a bit.

Mike Tyson Vs silverback gorilla?

Oddly enough the Champ actually tried to pay a zookeeper 10k to be let into the gorilla enclosure to fight a gorilla that was bullying other ones at the zoo.

https://www.givemesport.com/1756677-...erback-gorilla


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Prime Tyson, or post-Givens Tyson? It matters.

[MrGoat]

Originally Posted by pickettt

Prime Tyson, or post-Givens Tyson? It matters.

Prime


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[DoricSpiker]

So bizarrely I have done a bit of research on this topic! Gorilla v Grizzly
The gyst of what I have read is that if the fight ended early, the gorilla has ended it! A gorilla can take down a tree with a clothes line from its arm but only when it’s at full pelt. A gorilla, if threatened, will go full pelt from the get go at anything and anyone that threatens it.
So if the grizzly survives the Initial onslaught, where the gorilla will expend everything, it would then overcome the gorilla. If the gorilla catches it, the grizzly’s in a whole load of trouble.


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[pickettt]

Originally Posted by DoricSpiker

So bizarrely I have done a bit of research on this topic! Gorilla v Grizzly
The gyst of what I have read is that if the fight ended early, the gorilla has ended it! A gorilla can take down a tree with a clothes line from its arm but only when it’s at full pelt. A gorilla, if threatened, will go full pelt from the get go at anything and anyone that threatens it.
So if the grizzly survives the Initial onslaught, where the gorilla will expend everything, it would then overcome the gorilla. If the gorilla catches it, the grizzly’s in a whole load of trouble.


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Grizzlies don't read.

[MrGoat]

Originally Posted by pickettt

Grizzlies don't read.

It appears some do.



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[pickettt]

Originally Posted by MrGoat

It appears some do.



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He looking at the pictures…..of gorillas…that think they’re hard.

[MrGoat]

Originally Posted by pickettt

He looking at the pictures…..of gorillas…that think they’re hard.

Lmao!! That made me giggle. Thanks!! I needed that today.

But for curiosities sake, does that mean the Grizzly sees the Gorilla as a formidable opponent?

Especially enough so to read up about them or is the grizzly just being smart and learning his enemy?

How does he even know he may be fighting a gorilla?

Is it a sanctioned fight?

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[DoricSpiker]

Brilliant.


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[BNA/LION]

I'm in Canelo's Camp!

[Ny325]

Grizzly.

[Ichiran]

Originally Posted by brandrea

I wonder which bear is the apex predator … Polar or Grizzly?

This is a good question. I have seen videos of grizzlies running away from polar bears and also polar running away from grizzlies at feeding sites, although I have never seen a video of them fighting head on. Polar bears are generally bigger while grizzlies appear more stocky and compact. Online opinions are divided and I genuinely have no idea who will win in a male-to-male fight...

[Yoda_Eating_Pizza]

Gorilla with a frickin laser beam. Bears don't know how to use lasers.

[Atone]

Originally Posted by Yoda_Eating_Pizza

Gorilla with a frickin laser beam. Bears don't know how to use lasers.

Lol

[Chewbacca]

Plot twist: the Gorilla is a 2 pack a day smoker and is out of smokes. The Grizzly hasn’t seen his wife in 3 weeks. They’re both in super rage about to explode mode.

Discuss.

[TK-710]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

Plot twist: the Gorilla is a 2 pack a day smoker and is out of smokes. The Grizzly hasn’t seen his wife in 3 weeks. They’re both in super rage about to explode mode.

Discuss.

So…What is the grizzly mad about?

[Chewbacca]

Originally Posted by TK-710

What is the grizzly mad about?

He really misses her.

[DoricSpiker]

So now the gorilla has lost a lot of his explosive energy due to the smoking however he has extra motivation not to be incapacitated due to the Grizzly being frustrated in the trouser dept! Gorilla wins.

[GB-man]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

Plot twist: the Gorilla is a 2 pack a day smoker and is out of smokes. The Grizzly hasn’t seen his wife in 3 weeks. They’re both in super rage about to explode mode.

Discuss.

Hasn’t seen his wife in two weeks? So the grizzly is on vacation then?

Grizzly will probably offer the gorilla a beer and some salmon. Then play 18 at riviera.

[Chewbacca]

Originally Posted by GB-man

Hasn’t seen his wife in two weeks? So the grizzly is on vacation then?

Grizzly will probably offer the gorilla a beer and some salmon. Then play 18 at riviera.

His wife is a former Russian circus gymnastics bear now masseuse.

[Boopie]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

Plot twist: the Gorilla is a 2 pack a day smoker and is out of smokes. The Grizzly hasn’t seen his wife in 3 weeks. They’re both in super rage about to explode mode.

Discuss.

You’ve clearly never seen me after my husband or one of my sons forgets to put the toilet seat back down…

[MrGoat]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

His wife is a former Russian circus gymnastics bear now masseuse.

She sounds exhausting. He’s probably tired of her and happy he’s got a break.


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[Chewbacca]

Originally Posted by MrGoat

She sounds exhausting. He’s probably tired of her and happy he’s got a break.


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She has a masseuse table in their cave.

(You don’t get it. She’s the grizzly pinup on the wall of every cub in the Empire)

[MrGoat]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

She has a masseuse table in their cave.

(You don’t get it. She’s the grizzly pinup on the wall of every cub in the Empire)

Yeah, I was engaged to the human version of her a long time ago. She’s exhausting. I guarantee it.


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[Ferdelious]

Originally Posted by Boopie

You’ve clearly never seen me after my husband or one of my sons forgets to put the toilet seat back down…

Since we have to put it up, women should have to put it down. It's only fair.