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JJ Irani · 27 March 2009, 03:19 AM

This thread has gone so haywire (what with all the tossers and tosserettes on here), that I'm LMAO on a Friday morning.

You guys are terrific!!

redshirt1957 · 27 March 2009, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Well, the girl on the other side was Carolina! But we kept bumping the backs of our heads together - like this:

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Head bumping? I am speechless. Well, not really.

mailman · 27 March 2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by JimSnyder

Quit beating around the bush

If he were a true Dame in today's world he wouldn't have a bush

JimSnyder · 27 March 2009, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

If he were a true Dame in today's world he wouldn't have a bush

hairlesswonder76

mailman · 27 March 2009, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by JimSnyder

hairlesswonder76

Lion · 27 March 2009, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

If he were a true Dame in today's world he wouldn't have a bush

Be careful or someone will pull out a weed whacker!!!

mailman · 27 March 2009, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Lion

Be careful or someone will pull out a weed whacker!!!

What do you think old PudPuller76 is doing right now

Jimbits76 · 27 March 2009, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

What do you think old PudPuller76 is doing right now

I'm a bit busy right now, in fact too busy to think up a suitable retort.

If you don't mind I'm polishing my trophy.

I find spitting on it first brings up a brilliant shine!

J

mailman · 27 March 2009, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

I'm a bit busy right now, in fact too busy to think up a suitable retort.

If you don't mind I'm polishing my trophy.

I find spitting on it first brings up a brilliant shine!

J

Just remember to take your thumb off the top or it will explode...again

jdc · 27 March 2009, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Lion

Be careful or someone will pull out a weed whacker!!!

thats old"daisychains"76 favorite pastime

Lion · 27 March 2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

I'm a bit busy right now, in fact too busy to think up a suitable retort.

If you don't mind I'm polishing my trophy.

I find spitting on it first brings up a brilliant shine!

J

You are using your dominant hand, eh!!!

Jimbits76 · 27 March 2009, 08:33 AM

Trophy has been collecting dust...

First time I've polished it in ages.

Old David kept banging on about Cape Cod polishing cloths so I thought I'd have a go.

Give it a quick buff and heavens forbid I almost jumped out of my life.

The flipping cloth put a nasty cut right in the top of it.

As you may well know, there's nothing worse for your trophy polishing than a nasty gash....

I'll get my coat!!!!!!!

J

Lion · 27 March 2009, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Trophy has been collecting dust...

First time I've polished it in ages.

Old David kept banging on about Cape Cod polishing cloths so I thought I'd have a go.

Give it a quick buff and heavens forbid I almost jumped out of my life.

The flipping cloth put a nasty cut right in the top of it.

As you may well know, there's nothing worse for your trophy polishing than a nasty gash....

I'll get my coat!!!!!!!

J

I do not know maybe a trip to the hospital is necessary!!!
You know for stitches!!!

Jimbits76 · 27 March 2009, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Lion

I do not know maybe a trip to the hospital is necessary!!!
You know for stitches!!!

Knit one, perl one!

J

jdc · 27 March 2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Trophy has been collecting dust...

First time I've polished it in ages.

Old David kept banging on about Cape Cod polishing cloths so I thought I'd have a go.

Give it a quick buff and heavens forbid I almost jumped out of my life.

The flipping cloth put a nasty cut right in the top of it.

As you may well know, there's nothing worse for your trophy polishing than a nasty gash....

I'll get my coat!!!!!!!

J

I am sure some pictures posted on the general discussion board would give you an indication of where you are going wrong. To get that perfect brushed look don't press too hard and make sure you rub one way. I hope you have taped off the shiny bits to give that satin brushed look

Carolina · 27 March 2009, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

I am sure some pictures posted on the general discussion board would give you an indication of where you are going wrong. To get that perfect brushed look don't press too hard and make sure you rub one way. I hope you have taped off the shiny bits to give that satin brushed look

Ack!!

mailman · 27 March 2009, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

I am sure some pictures posted on the general discussion board would give you an indication of where you are going wrong. To get that perfect brushed look don't press too hard and make sure you rub one way. I hope you have taped off the shiny bits to give that satin brushed look

If he over polishes it, he could have uneven wear on it

JimSnyder · 27 March 2009, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

Just remember to take your thumb off the top or it will explode...again

I...I.... just can't top that

MrRetep · 27 March 2009, 09:57 AM

This entire thread is full of win! This is the hardest I have laughed in a while

I thank you for cheering me up on a bad day

daveathall · 27 March 2009, 10:14 AM

We had some high ranking visitors at work, one of the lads was duly dispatched to set up the rest area with the best tea cups and saucers with some biscuits, when the visit was over we were all clearing away I noticed that he had placed the chocolate digestives on the plate upside down, when I asked him why? he replied that because the visitors thought the biscuits were just normal digestives without chocolate, they would eat less and leave more for us, he was right, they weren't touched, would make a fine Jock that lad.

Laugh, I nearly choked on my biscuit.

redshirt1957 · 27 March 2009, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JimSnyder

I...I.... just can't top that

I think you just did.

JimSnyder · 27 March 2009, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I think you just did.

I just laid there

redshirt1957 · 27 March 2009, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JimSnyder

I just laid there

I swear officer, she was alive before I started snoring.

JimSnyder · 27 March 2009, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I swear officer, she was alive before I started snoring.

I'm thinking ........ give me a minute

a gentelmen doesn't discuss such matters

Lion · 27 March 2009, 01:05 PM

Okay, who are you calling a gentlemen?????

JimSnyder · 27 March 2009, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Lion

Okay, who are you calling a gentlemen?????

Well in fairness, I have been called worse

Corndog comes to mind

Lion · 27 March 2009, 01:11 PM

I believe all of us males can empathize with you Jim!!!

JimSnyder · 27 March 2009, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Lion

I believe all of us males can empathize with you Jim!!!

Here we go with the big words again. What my emp's size got to do with it

. everyone knows it's really how you use it that matters

p.s. I'm a Buckeye

Carolina · 27 March 2009, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JimSnyder

Well in fairness, I have been called worse

Corndog comes to mind

JimSnyder · 27 March 2009, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

On good old Route 66

27 March 2009, 03:19 AM	#151
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	This thread has gone so haywire (what with all the tossers and tosserettes on here), that I'm LMAO on a Friday morning. You guys are terrific!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

27 March 2009, 10:14 AM	#170
daveathall "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Dave Location: England. Watch: Various Posts: 7,305	We had some high ranking visitors at work, one of the lads was duly dispatched to set up the rest area with the best tea cups and saucers with some biscuits, when the visit was over we were all clearing away I noticed that he had placed the chocolate digestives on the plate upside down, when I asked him why? he replied that because the visitors thought the biscuits were just normal digestives without chocolate, they would eat less and leave more for us, he was right, they weren't touched, would make a fine Jock that lad. Laugh, I nearly choked on my biscuit. __________________ KINDEST REGARDS DAVE

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27 March 2009, 01:11 PM	#177
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	I believe all of us males can empathize with you Jim!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

27 March 2009, 08:33 AM	#162
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Trophy has been collecting dust... First time I've polished it in ages. Old David kept banging on about Cape Cod polishing cloths so I thought I'd have a go. Give it a quick buff and heavens forbid I almost jumped out of my life. The flipping cloth put a nasty cut right in the top of it. As you may well know, there's nothing worse for your trophy polishing than a nasty gash.... I'll get my coat!!!!!!! J

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MrRetep "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Pete Location: Orange County, CA Watch: the Lakers Posts: 686	This entire thread is full of win! This is the hardest I have laughed in a while I thank you for cheering me up on a bad day

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