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padi56 · 4 November 2009, 11:46 PM

Peanut In Ear

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.

He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out..The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.

When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?'

The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our son-in-law.'

dalip · 4 November 2009, 11:51 PM

and very sick the more I think about it

idk01 · 4 November 2009, 11:56 PM

sleddog · 4 November 2009, 11:58 PM

Now that's funny!!!!.

meloncap78 · 4 November 2009, 11:58 PM

:r ofl:

figbo · 5 November 2009, 12:35 AM

That is sick!I like it!

alohanakoni · 5 November 2009, 02:33 AM

hahaha...funny one!!!

JJ Irani · 5 November 2009, 02:58 AM

sexner · 5 November 2009, 03:31 AM

:r ofl:

sandytn · 5 November 2009, 07:49 AM

limbo · 5 November 2009, 09:31 PM

Lion · 6 November 2009, 02:31 AM

Very funny!!!

swatty · 7 November 2009, 07:52 PM

The good old days

padi56 · 7 November 2009, 08:04 PM

TSW · 21 July 2011, 10:02 PM

mitchy · 22 July 2011, 01:40 AM

Chipmunk · 22 July 2011, 04:54 AM

4 November 2009, 11:46 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Peanut In Ear. Peanut In Ear One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out..The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?' The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our son-in-law.' __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

4 November 2009, 11:51 PM	#2
dalip "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Real Name: Dalip Location: Mumbai and Perth Watch: Rolex PAM Omega Posts: 18,656	and very sick the more I think about it __________________ ------------------------------------------------------------ *"The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else." George Bernard Shaw*

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4 November 2009, 11:58 PM	#4
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5 November 2009, 12:35 AM	#6
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7 November 2009, 07:52 PM	#13
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