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Goodwatch · 18 November 2006, 06:05 AM

An old cowboy called Frans, dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs, and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink, she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

To which he replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences. I guess I am."

After a short while, he asked her what she was.

She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.

A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

mailman · 18 November 2006, 09:00 AM

C.J. · 18 November 2006, 09:31 AM

A lesbian in a BAD shirt

Goodwatch · 18 November 2006, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C.J.

A lesbian in a BAD shirt

I'll remember this, you flatfoot

Just go on donut patrol and fuget about that watch

mike · 18 November 2006, 12:09 PM

Too funny!!

JJ Irani · 18 November 2006, 02:47 PM

GREAT!

You heard him, flat foot!!

padi56 · 18 November 2006, 10:28 PM

Earl · 18 November 2006, 11:20 PM

Just love that one :o) Just call me a Lesbian LoL LoL

Goodwatch · 18 November 2006, 11:41 PM

Cheers guys!

Perhaps we could bundle all these jokes and have them published! The TRF book of Joke$

I'm gonna order me a platinum Sea Dweller from Rolex themselves

padi56 · 19 November 2006, 12:08 AM

http://www.rolexforums.com/showthrea...bian#post12411

18 November 2006, 06:05 AM	#1
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	Old cowboy An old cowboy called Frans, dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs, and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink, she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences. I guess I am." After a short while, he asked her what she was. She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women." A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian." __________________ Member# 127

18 November 2006, 09:00 AM	#2
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	__________________ JJ

18 November 2006, 09:31 AM	#3
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	A lesbian in a BAD shirt __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

18 November 2006, 02:47 PM	#6
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	GREAT! You heard him, flat foot!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

18 November 2006, 10:28 PM	#7
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

18 November 2006, 12:09 PM	#5
mike "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 22,683	Too funny!!

18 November 2006, 11:20 PM	#8
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	Just love that one :o) Just call me a Lesbian LoL LoL

18 November 2006, 11:41 PM	#9
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	Cheers guys! Perhaps we could bundle all these jokes and have them published! The TRF book of Joke$ I'm gonna order me a platinum Sea Dweller from Rolex themselves __________________ Member# 127

19 November 2006, 12:08 AM	#10
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	http://www.rolexforums.com/showthrea...bian#post12411 __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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