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Uncle-AJ · 30 May 2005, 11:08 PM

This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

Earl · 31 May 2005, 11:01 PM

hmmmmmm Adrian, Does asskissing and bullshit = 121% because there is alot of that combined around here !

Uncle-AJ · 31 May 2005, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Earl

hmmmmmm Adrian, Does asskissing and bullshit = 121% because there is alot of that combined around here !

I hope there's none of it here Earl.

dman · 1 June 2005, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Earl

hmmmmmm Adrian, Does asskissing and bullshit = 121% because there is alot of that combined around here !

LOL!! Adrian is right, that stuff happens on another site mate!!

Earl · 1 June 2005, 06:02 AM

OOOps let me correct myself on my last post.... damnit... around here = DC !!!!!!
damn I screwed up that post didn't I!

Rockrolex · 1 June 2005, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Earl

OOOps let me correct myself on my last post.... damnit... around here = DC !!!!!!
damn I screwed up that post didn't I!

Either way, it's funny.

Gedanken · 1 June 2005, 09:34 PM

Another oldie but goodie!

Bisquitlips · 17 January 2009, 08:55 AM

30 May 2005, 11:08 PM	#1
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	Mathematical Equations This equation should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you: A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

1 June 2005, 09:34 PM	#7
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31 May 2005, 11:01 PM	#2
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	hmmmmmm Adrian, Does asskissing and bullshit = 121% because there is alot of that combined around here !

1 June 2005, 06:02 AM	#5
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	OOOps let me correct myself on my last post.... damnit... around here = DC !!!!!! damn I screwed up that post didn't I!

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