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buz-lh · 10 December 2009, 01:08 AM

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was --
--Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, --
--but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, --
--but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class --
--because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5.. The butcher backed into the meat grinder --
--and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, --
--it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road --
--and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France --
--would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. --
--They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. --
--Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. --
--The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism --
--is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. --
--One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.--
-- Then, it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, --
--'Keep off the Grass.'

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.--
-- His grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

17. A chicken crossing the road --
--is poultry in motion.

18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison --
--was a small medium at large.

19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray --
--is now a seasoned veteran.

20. A backward poet --
--writes inverse.

21. In democracy, it's your vote that counts. --
--In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

22. When cannibals ate a missionary, --
--they got a taste of religion.

23. Don't join dangerous cults: --
--Practice safe sects !

sandytn · 10 December 2009, 01:43 AM

Some nice ones.

swatty · 12 December 2009, 07:02 PM

idk01 · 13 December 2009, 10:40 AM

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lion · 17 December 2009, 01:41 PM

Very good!!!

snow_rocks · 22 December 2009, 07:10 AM

Clever!

limbo · 22 December 2009, 08:52 PM

10 December 2009, 01:08 AM	#1
buz-lh "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Buz Location: Atlanta Watch: Rolex Tudor Pam Posts: 5,108	Punny 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was -- --Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, -- --but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, -- --but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class -- --because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5.. The butcher backed into the meat grinder -- --and got a little behind in his work. 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, -- --it'll still be stationery. 7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road -- --and was cited for littering. 8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France -- --would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 9. Two silk worms had a race. -- --They ended up in a tie. 10. Time flies like an arrow. -- --Fruit flies like a banana. 11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. -- --The police are looking into it. 12. Atheism -- --is a non-prophet organization. 13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. -- --One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.' 14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.-- -- Then, it hit me. 15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, -- --'Keep off the Grass.' 16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.-- -- His grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.' 17. A chicken crossing the road -- --is poultry in motion. 18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison -- --was a small medium at large. 19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray -- --is now a seasoned veteran. 20. A backward poet -- --writes inverse. 21. In democracy, it's your vote that counts. -- --In feudalism, it's your count that votes. 22. When cannibals ate a missionary, -- --they got a taste of religion. 23. Don't join dangerous cults: -- --Practice safe sects ! __________________ Buz The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live. Peter Diamandis

13 December 2009, 10:40 AM	#4
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

17 December 2009, 01:41 PM	#5
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

10 December 2009, 01:43 AM	#2
sandytn Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Sandy Location: NJ Posts: 713	Some nice ones.

12 December 2009, 07:02 PM	#3
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415

22 December 2009, 07:10 AM	#6
snow_rocks Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Rick Location: At what TIME?!!! Watch: the SKY tonite! Posts: 3,225	Clever!

22 December 2009, 08:52 PM	#7
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