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Iron Dealer 1 · 15 January 2010, 11:51 PM

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NOW HERE IS AN UNDISPUTABLE MILITARY "TRUEISM!" NO ARGUEMENT HERE! SOMETIMES (MANY TIMES) PRIVATES HAVE SHARPER INSIGHTS THAN OLD GRIZZLED COLONELS OR GENERALS. THIS IS ONE OF THEM!!

A U.S. Army Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to
his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night
before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was
"work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50%.

A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure,
depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in
charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has
to be 100% pleasure."

The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have
me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

God Bless the enlisted man (for he hath nothing more to loose)

Safetrends · 15 January 2010, 11:53 PM

pz93c · 16 January 2010, 12:00 AM

True.

figbo · 16 January 2010, 02:05 AM

idk01 · 16 January 2010, 02:51 AM

JJ Irani · 16 January 2010, 03:25 AM

Bullyterrier · 16 January 2010, 04:34 AM

limbo · 16 January 2010, 07:34 AM

brkanand · 16 January 2010, 07:38 AM

I agree.

Lion · 20 January 2010, 04:50 AM

Very true!!!

15 January 2010, 11:51 PM	#1
Iron Dealer 1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Red Bank Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD Posts: 353	Is sex work or pleasure? ________________________________ NOW HERE IS AN UNDISPUTABLE MILITARY "TRUEISM!" NO ARGUEMENT HERE! SOMETIMES (MANY TIMES) PRIVATES HAVE SHARPER INSIGHTS THAN OLD GRIZZLED COLONELS OR GENERALS. THIS IS ONE OF THEM!! A U.S. Army Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A Captain said it was 50-50%. A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion? Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure." The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why? "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them." The room fell silent. God Bless the enlisted man (for he hath nothing more to loose) __________________ IRON DEALER 1 M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB M1675 TT BLK GMT GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

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