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16 January 2010, 06:35 AM
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The $40,000 funeral
Jim died.
His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend. 'Well, I'm sure Jim would be pleased,' she said. 'I'm sure you're right,' replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. 'How much did this really cost?' 'All of it,' said Sharon . 'Forty thousand.' 'No!' Brenda exclaimed. 'I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?' Sharon answered, 'The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to church. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone.' Brenda computed quickly. '$32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?' 
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16 January 2010, 07:24 AM
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16 January 2010, 07:32 AM
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Good one!
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16 January 2010, 08:18 AM
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So Mote it be. 
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16 January 2010, 08:27 AM
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Clever girl!
  
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16 January 2010, 09:12 AM
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My (gorgeous) friend who sells diamonds would love this one...
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16 January 2010, 09:15 AM
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hahahahaa, love it!!!
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16 January 2010, 09:36 AM
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GOOD ONE
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16 January 2010, 10:20 AM
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Fondly Remembered
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16 January 2010, 10:56 AM
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Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth 
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16 January 2010, 07:02 PM
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20 January 2010, 04:40 AM
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Very funny!!!
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20 January 2010, 04:43 AM
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Rolex. The Rolex of watches. 16570 Expy2 Noir, 116710 GMT Master II, 2552.80 SMP |
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