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Safetrends · 17 January 2010, 06:08 AM

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat . As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston "

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

Kyle I told you not to look!

figbo · 17 January 2010, 06:18 AM

That's my name!

JJ Irani · 17 January 2010, 06:27 AM

JJ Irani · 17 January 2010, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by figbo

That's my name!

I thought your name was Bastid Tosser??!!

figbo · 17 January 2010, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I thought your name was Bastid Tosser??!!

That's my nickname,Master!

Prince · 17 January 2010, 07:48 AM

I wonder if Kyle will refrain from opening the thread??? Nah!!!

figbo · 17 January 2010, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

I wonder if Kyle will refrain from opening the thread??? Nah!!!

I highly doubt it!

Prince · 17 January 2010, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by figbo

I highly doubt it!

Exactly!

ParisDakarBmw · 17 January 2010, 08:11 AM

steveseiko · 17 January 2010, 09:10 AM

Now that's funny!!!

limbo · 17 January 2010, 10:26 AM

kyle L · 17 January 2010, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

I wonder if Kyle will refrain from opening the thread??? Nah!!!

Of course I looked...

The title has my name in it...

datejust1 · 17 January 2010, 01:26 PM

hahahaaaa

1000ftSub · 17 January 2010, 01:33 PM

sakuraba · 17 January 2010, 03:15 PM

Our 2 grasshoppers opened the post 2 minutes after each other!

David, you're polluting the minds of our youth!

Safetrends · 17 January 2010, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by sakuraba

Our 2 grasshoppers opened the post 2 minutes after each other!

David, you're polluting the minds of our youth!

I have not even started polluting the minds yet.

Pep04 · 17 January 2010, 03:40 PM

That was awesome!!!!

idk01 · 17 January 2010, 11:07 PM

Prince · 17 January 2010, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by kyle L

Of course I looked...

The title has my name in it...

Indeed it does, Kyle!

Safetrends · 17 January 2010, 11:51 PM

Poor Kyle his mime is going to waste, and he is such a nice little person.

Bullyterrier · 18 January 2010, 07:39 AM

Very good!!!

sBmRnR · 18 January 2010, 07:45 AM

figbo · 18 January 2010, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Indeed it does, Kyle!

Lion · 20 January 2010, 04:25 AM

Very good!!!

17 January 2010, 06:08 AM	#1
Safetrends Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Real Name: David Walz Location: San Diego CA USA Watch: my hand. :) Posts: 9,156	Nymphomaniac convention (Kyle do not look at post) A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat . As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston " He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba." Kyle I told you not to look!

17 January 2010, 06:18 AM	#2
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17 January 2010, 07:48 AM	#6
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