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DHLChief · 30 January 2010, 08:21 AM

What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face

datejust1 · 30 January 2010, 08:22 AM

rfknauss · 30 January 2010, 08:25 AM

swatty · 30 January 2010, 08:30 AM

Safetrends · 30 January 2010, 08:38 AM

Now that is one way to get thrown off of a plane.

:r ofl:

limbo · 30 January 2010, 09:45 AM

itchy243mhz · 30 January 2010, 10:01 AM

That is funny as heck! Wonder if you can download the file so you can run it at will without the net?

Ashley · 30 January 2010, 10:20 AM

Bahahahha! I will try it in May on the way to DC!

toph · 30 January 2010, 10:35 AM

hahaha

NavitimerNut · 30 January 2010, 10:56 AM

idk01 · 30 January 2010, 12:09 PM

I've heard there is another version involving underwear

dalip · 30 January 2010, 12:11 PM

I really mustn't do that....

Lion · 30 January 2010, 12:14 PM

All I can say is Yikes!!!

Kokyuryoku · 30 January 2010, 01:31 PM

Good one

Anyone know what it says?

pz93c · 30 January 2010, 02:23 PM

30 January 2010, 08:21 AM	#1
DHLChief Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Real Name: Walt Location: Minneapolis Watch: Savings Vaporize Posts: 268	How to handle a JERK on a plane What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk: 1. Take out your laptop. 2. Slowly open your laptop. 3. Turn it on. 4. Make certain your neighbor is watching. 5. Open your internet browser. 6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will. 7. Breathe deeply and open the site (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html) 8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face

30 January 2010, 08:25 AM	#3
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30 January 2010, 10:35 AM	#9
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30 January 2010, 12:09 PM	#11
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30 January 2010, 12:11 PM	#12
dalip "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Real Name: Dalip Location: Mumbai and Perth Watch: Rolex PAM Omega Posts: 18,656	I really mustn't do that.... __________________ ------------------------------------------------------------ *"The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else." George Bernard Shaw*

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30 January 2010, 08:38 AM	#5
Safetrends Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Real Name: David Walz Location: San Diego CA USA Watch: my hand. :) Posts: 9,156	Now that is one way to get thrown off of a plane. :r ofl:

30 January 2010, 09:45 AM	#6
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30 January 2010, 10:01 AM	#7
itchy243mhz "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Larry Location: Southern Maryland Watch: 14060M, 116613LB Posts: 389	That is funny as heck! Wonder if you can download the file so you can run it at will without the net?

30 January 2010, 10:20 AM	#8
Ashley "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Real Name: Ashley Location: Calgary Posts: 6,967	Bahahahha! I will try it in May on the way to DC!

30 January 2010, 10:56 AM	#10
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30 January 2010, 12:14 PM	#13
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30 January 2010, 01:31 PM	#14
Kokyuryoku "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Rye Location: Japan Watch: Sundial Posts: 2,156	Good one Anyone know what it says? __________________ 'The Way of a Warrior is based on humanity, love, and sincerity; the heart of martial valor is true bravery, wisdom, love, and friendship. Emphasis on the physical aspects of warriorship is futile, for the power of the body is always limited'*- Morihei Ueshiba -* Omega 3570.50 (77mil) Rolex 16610 (V) Rolex 1601 (1966) Seiko BM

30 January 2010, 02:23 PM	#15
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