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Old 2 February 2010, 11:43 PM   #1
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The Human Body!

The Human Body!

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's private area is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's...

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs..
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Old 2 February 2010, 11:44 PM   #2
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Old 3 February 2010, 12:58 AM   #4
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Sorry got distracted checking my ........

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Old 3 February 2010, 01:02 AM   #5
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Sorry got distracted checking my ........

Dave did you pull the loupe out to exam it (your watch)?
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Old 3 February 2010, 01:03 AM   #6
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Dave did you pull the loupe out to exam it (your watch)?
Do they make a loupe with that magnitude of magnification
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Sorry got distracted checking my ........

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Dave did you pull the loupe out to exam it (your watch)?
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Do they make a loupe with that magnitude of magnification


Good joke to by the way!!
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