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Old 4 February 2010, 01:03 AM   #1
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Here we go, getting near to the end of the working week.

It is 2am here and I am about to finish some work.

This was sent to me by a friend that has a warped sense of humor that beat me ten fold

Right Oh here we go :-)

Go to www.urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste what you get here as a reply, here is mine. I popped in Dave

Dave

1. Beloved
2. Better than David
3. The Model of Perfect. No man can come close to the glory of that which is Dave. Dave's are artistic and funny always knowing how to lay down a good massage. Skills that come with Dave include major dexterity in all matters and extentions of limbs and the what not. Daves have the largest units, brains, and balls. Don't mess with a Dave.
1. Dude, I looked at Dave the wrong way and he flipped me upside down slapped me across the face with his massive wang.
2. Dave slathered me up with oil, making me loose and limber and only God and that poor goat know what happens next.
3. Ur Getting a Dave!
4. Rebohcs


Now does that deserve a WHAT THE or what

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Old 4 February 2010, 02:29 AM   #2
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Brian-

1. A guy who's heart is captured by the same girl always yet lives his life as if she didn't exist when she's not around.
2. Term for the best guy friend conversationalist. Someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions.
3. A reliable "lean on me" kinda friend


1. "God, he's really in denial about that girl---he's acting like a Brian."
2. She thanked him for listening and named him her Brian.
3. "You've been such a Brian to me since I met you. Thanks for always being there for me."

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Old 4 February 2010, 02:36 AM   #3
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I put my name in. That was funny!
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Old 5 February 2010, 06:29 AM   #4
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OMG, that is good. My name...

A person who drives off a 150ft cliff, and comes back alive!
Well known for gas.

the embodiment of an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.

A wonderful, smart and nice person. An overall perfect human being.
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Old 5 February 2010, 07:05 AM   #5
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Richard -

1. another word for sexy beast
2. a bully
3. someone who likes to laugh a lot
4. my babycakes<3

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Old 5 February 2010, 04:57 PM   #6
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I looked up my name and can't decide whether I should be justifiably proud or suitably embarrased.
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